Derek Jeter's Home

[Coqui]

exactly

Except with the positioning, that would just make the bedroom closet on the other side 2 sq. ft. larger.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

As are the fan, towel bar, brass toilet paper holder, glass shower doors, nice paint, fancy lights.....

 

[Duke]

I've never seen a bathroom with an exterior wall next to it without one.

Ever seen one with the blinds/curtains/screens actually ever OPEN on it?

I rest my case.

 

[fly]

Except with the positioning, that would just make the bedroom closet on the other side 2 sq. ft. larger.

And how many bathrooms do you have? I hope not more than 1...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ever seen one with the blinds/curtains/screens actually ever OPEN on it?

I rest my case.

Frosted glass++

But that's extravagant.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I just want to take this time to let you all know that I've pooped in that bathroom before.

 

[Coqui]

Ever seen one with the blinds/curtains/screens actually ever OPEN on it?

I rest my case.

Hey all the accessories were the previous owners. Since it's not translucent, we need the shades.

 

[Coqui]

And how many bathrooms do you have? I hope not more than 1...

1.5 bathrooms.

 

[Floptical]

I just pee in an empty beer bottle at night and throw it away in the morning or a week later if I forget. That way I can turn my bathroom into an extra bedroom.

 

[Duke]

And how many bathrooms do you have? I hope not more than 1...

2 full baths. 2 BR's both with giant walk in closets, and 1300 sq feet, all to myself.

I'm a fucking extravagant show off bastard.

 

[fly]

1.5 bathrooms.

OMG THATS INSANE?!?! WHY WOULD YOU SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON BATHROOMS?!?! SHOW OFF

 

[OzSTEEZ]

me, me ,me ,me ,me ,me ,me ,me ,me...

 

[Coqui]

OMG THATS INSANE?!?! WHY WOULD YOU SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON BATHROOMS?!?! SHOW OFF

Derek Jeter is single without a kid. For those who live in that house, everyone can use the bathroom all at once without issue. At my house, someone has to wait. (well Dominic's not potty trained so we don't need to worry about that)

 

[I.C.Water]

my bathroom is infinite

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Wow... how tastefully decorated.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I bet Jeter is religious..

 

[Coqui]

I just want to take this time to let you all know that I've pooped in that bathroom before.

And in your expert opinion, should that bathroom be smaller?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

All you really need is a hole in the ground with a plywood lid over it. And the lid is really optional, its just to keep the pets from falling in.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

And in your expert opinion, should that bathroom be smaller?

Probably not. I guess it depends on how much yoga you do.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

coquis bathroom is way too small for poopstunts, btw