hyphenated last names

[water]

Name your price D-man.

I don't know what you're talking about as this was the top of page post, but I'm offering airfare to Arizona and that's it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

ILL TAKE IT

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Does that mean I join your religious harem?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

ooooooo 'casmo and NME? we should have a combination wedding for them, valveenx and dbchim. in canada. at tre's house!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaand on that note we're eloping.

 

[snoogit]

Does that mean I join your religious harem?

http://www.fldscrafts.com/index.php?cPath=1

might want to buy one just in case.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Casmeny?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

http://www.fldscrafts.com/index.php?cPath=1

might want to buy one just in case.

If you're into it.

Do I get a straw hat too? And a milking bucket?

 

[snoogit]

If you're into it.

Do I get a straw hat too? And a milking bucket?

Abscess bucket and a plastic poncho.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Marigolds?

 

[JAXvillain]

Abscess bucket and a plastic poncho.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Name your price D-man.

Shaving, trimming, and daily showers.

A flattering hairdo with no dreadlocks.

No hippies.

No irrational fear of firearms.

No drugs.

No Gloomy Gus.

An understanding that if Juli(e) is ever again single and asks, I will leave you.

Daily bjs.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Abscess bucket and a plastic poncho.

Is that a real poncho, or is that a Sears poncho?

 

[ZRH]

If you're into it.

Do I get a straw hat too? And a milking bucket?

Bonnet yo, and your hair has to sta tucked in.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shaving, trimming, and daily showers.

A flattering hairdo with no dreadlocks.

No hippies.

No irrational fear of firearms.

No drugs.

No Gloomy Gus.

An understanding that if Juli(e) is ever again single and asks, I will leave you.

Daily bjs.

What do you class as drugs?

 

[APRIL]

I think Zac should take my last name. It would be quite catchy.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Illegal substances other than weed. You can smoke weed, but only outside between the hours of 3:15 and 3:19 a.m.

Also, no gratuitous intoxication in front of my son. Kids need role models.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Also, you will love mexican food. If you don't, you will continue to eat it until you do.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Illegal substances other than weed. You can smoke weed, but only outside between the hours of 3:15 and 3:19 a.m.

Also, no gratuitous intoxication in front of my son. Kids need role models.

surely she could hold off till his bedtime!

hmm...that might be the biggest challenge of all for her.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm down with that, weed isn't a drug really imo and I can always sneak a little binge behind your back. And I don't approve of smoking or anything of the sort infront of kids.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh, and you must read everything aloud whether you want to or not and regardless what the material is. Preferably in a seductive tone.