I'm crazy about Big Brother

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ah, to be without the bonds of intelligence or consciousness
.

and theyre bringing friends!
Yay!

 

[MadDog]

I can't stand big brother.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thats Vertically Challenged to you

I guess thats better than being horizontally challenged.

 

[Duke]

You know what I love about Big Brother. The fact that when I am at home, covered in melted sheeps lard and with my testicles attached to a car battery via jumper cables, I can masterbate my way into next week and Big Brother is there, watching, judging, accusing me of thought crimes and urging me down the dark deep road of sedition and mayhem in such a way that my eventual forays into terrorism and insurgency are all but granted.

Tonight, you will be the guest of honor as I add a little lime jello to my wank session and think of you as I explode my man chowder all over my bedroom.

God, I can't wait, can you?

 

[sh33p]

I can't stand big brother.

noshitrite

 

[zengirl]

I guess thats better than being horizontally challenged.

Well that depends on how you look at it...

 

[sh33p]

You know what I love about Big Brother. The fact that when I am at home, covered in melted sheeps lard and with my testicles attached to a car battery via jumper cables, I can masterbate my way into next week and Big Brother is there, watching, judging, accusing me of thought crimes and urging me down the dark deep road of sedition and mayhem in such a way that my eventual forays into terrorism and insurgency are all but granted.

Tonight, you will be the guest of honor as I add a little lime jello to my wank session and think of you as I explode my man chowder all over my bedroom.

God, I can't wait, can you?

madmax much?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well that depends on how you look at it...

Would you rather be wider than you are tall?

 

[JAXvillain]

noshitrite

no one here gave a shit about it until a buddy of ours got on the show..we all want him to win so we've been watching...gets a 1/2 mil if he wins

 

[MadDog]

noshitrite

I like my shows fake and full of sci fi drama.

That's why I'm watching bab 5 again.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I guess thats better than being horizontally challenged.

if she were, she wouldn't be pregnant

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You know what I love about Big Brother. The fact that when I am at home, covered in melted sheeps lard and with my testicles attached to a car battery via jumper cables, I can masterbate my way into next week and Big Brother is there, watching, judging, accusing me of thought crimes and urging me down the dark deep road of sedition and mayhem in such a way that my eventual forays into terrorism and insurgency are all but granted.

Tonight, you will be the guest of honor as I add a little lime jello to my wank session and think of you as I explode my man chowder all over my bedroom.

God, I can't wait, can you?

Sometimes I wonder what the hell is wrong with you , then Im all like " oh yeah, tumor" and it all makes sense.

 

[MadDog]

no one here gave a shit about it until a buddy of ours got on the show..we all want him to win so we've been watching...gets a 1/2 mil if he wins

Has he gone full gay yet?

 

[zengirl]

Would you rather be wider than you are tall?

Somedays I feel that way right now, to be honest

 

[sh33p]

no one here gave a shit about it until a buddy of ours got on the show..we all want him to win so we've been watching...gets a 1/2 mil if he wins

thank you, now I don't have to read through these shit threads to find the hard meaning of this nonsense.

edit: who's on there?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

if she were, she wouldn't be pregnant

oh tee hee hee...eh....what?

 

[zengirl]

oh tee hee hee...eh....what?

I dunno we could have done it standing up and stuff

 

[Duke]

thank you, now I don't have to read through these shit threads to find the hard meaning of this nonsense.

edit: who's on there?

Please do. I want to see you name in the 'whose online' box while I pound away at my manflesh with furious anger and righteous glory. When I blow my wad all over the monitor, I want the first drops of sperm to land right on your name.

It will so rule.

Webcam?

 

[JAXvillain]

Has he gone full gay yet?

not yet but they did make him dress in drag

thank you, now I don't have to read through these shit threads to find the hard meaning of this nonsense.

edit: who's on there?

there's a bunch of people on here from tampa and he's part of that crew...he's never been a genmayer so you wouldn't know him

 

[JAXvillain]

Please do. I want to see you name in the 'whose online' box while I pound away at my manflesh with furious anger and righteous glory. When I blow my wad all over the monitor, I want the first drops of sperm to land right on your name.

It will so rule.

Webcam?

what the