NSFW - UP Booty Contest - Choose your Destiny

[JAXvillain]

I'm confident enough in my own body to not need any validation

or are you?


lulz

 

[APRIL]

I get both ass & titties or nothing...settling is for suckers

This must explain your drought.

 

[JAXvillain]

This must explain your drought.

yup...why bother otherwise? someone else can bed the dogs

 

[APRIL]

yup...why bother otherwise? someone else can bed the dogs

Are you calling me a dog?



Ruff.

 

[JAXvillain]

Are you calling me a dog?



Ruff.

nah, but you know what I'm saying

 

[APRIL]

 

[Duke]

I get both ass & titties or nothing...settling is for suckers

I'm good with either one, or the other. Really, as long as they got a cute face, I could even be good with neither.

I guess that comes across as my really not being that picky. Well, not about looks. But she's gotta be at least partially sane, and all the sane ones are married or taken.

 

[eileenbunny]

nah, but you know what I'm saying

I don't. Explain yourself man.

 

[Duke]

I don't. Explain yourself man.

Oh crap. I always fail this part of the arguement.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh crap. I always fail this part of the arguement.

This is the part where you try to cause some kind of distraction then run away.

 

[Duke]

This is the part where you try to cause some kind of distraction then run away.

Bingo.

 

[water]

where the hell is the boob/cleavage poll?

Will you contribute to such a thing?

 

[water]

Bubbles would win, hands-down.

 

[Applesauce]

she will and she should

EDIT: to Kiki

 

[Floptical]

Bubbles would win, hands-down.

At best she would let you hang out with her, let you buy her stuff, go out to dinner, and then when you get home a thanks for everything and a handshake but she would never post into one of those threads.

 

[water]

should i?

The clock is now ticking.

 

[fly]

 

[Shalimar]

here's one:

she was actually out at The Bishop last night.. my homie was shooting a music video.

 

[eileenbunny]

That is a highly spankable ass.

 

[water]

here's one:

she was actually out at The Bishop last night.. my homie was shooting a music video.

Oh, cool. What's her UF username?