NSFW - UP Booty Contest - Choose your Destiny

[zengirl]

oooo yeah i'd love some good recs from shapely gals. i'd also love some opinions on how people who have soft spots are supposed to wear shirts. i don't want back fat or cleavage, so i overdo the baggy...what's acceptable and tasteful and what's trashy and "i'mtryingtolookyoungerthaniam"?

What I've found is overly baggy makes me look bigger than I am... and I shouldn't really be too concerned about soft spots. Not everyone can be a taut size 2. Proper fit can accentuate the curves without looking trashy.

And if I was in a postition to have clevage, you better believe I'd be showing it. (well boob clevage, not butt)

 

[kiwi]

Yea, my butt and hips are way to much for super skinny jeans. Something about having kids, I don't know. I have to buy ones that are made for women and not those skinny beanpole teens.

 

[Applesauce]

lol, butt thread. woooot.

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

oooo yeah i'd love some good recs from shapely gals. i'd also love some opinions on how people who have soft spots are supposed to wear shirts. i don't want back fat or cleavage, so i overdo the baggy...what's acceptable and tasteful and what's trashy and "i'mtryingtolookyoungerthaniam"?

::takes off jeans and checks::

gap boot cut. been wearing those since i realized they started making them. they're forgiving in the posterior/hips region and slims down your quads and such. plus they look fantastic with heels.

i'm in teh same boat as far as fits go these days. i'm certainly not a total fatty anymore, but i'll never be thin. biking like a thousand miles this year kinda confirmed that it's all about finding what works for you, not the rest of society.

 

[Applesauce]

True Religion - Joey ftw.

 

[fly]

True Religion - Joey ftw.

Hello brand whore

 

[Applesauce]

Not ENTIRELY there, McFly.

They just work my ass region to such awesomeness.

 

[polo]

the biggest ass on the forum is still plot

 

[plot]

the biggest ass on the forum is still plot

i dont really have an ass.


dick.

 

[theacoustician]

i dont really have an ass.


dick.

Then how exactly is it you bring the boys to the yard

 

[kiwi]

my ass fits better in apple bottoms cuz they are designed for curvy bubble butts.
but i loveeeeeeeee true religionz too. and 7 for all Mankind too.

I've been tempted to try out apple bottoms. So, do you like the way they fit? How's the quality?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I win!

/end

I kid, but I voted for number 4, whos that?

 

[Duke]

I win!

/end

I kid, but I voted for number 4, whos that?

IIRC, that is Kiwi's rear bumper.

We have also proved that almost everyone on UF is an ass person, because no one made a single comment about the ginormous rack on the girl on the left in the first picture.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I prefer asses to boobs.

 

[JAXvillain]

I get both ass & titties or nothing...settling is for suckers

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I always used to prefer my ass, but now I'm digging my upper parts too.

 

[JAXvillain]

I always used to prefer my ass, but now I'm digging my upper parts too.

you're practically jailbait though...unless you're a fatty you're going to have a tight ass and a firm rack at that age

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've been legal in my country for years. A friend of mine made a comment just like that before and I got very offended. I was saying how I think I had a nice ass and he said "yeah everyone's got a pert ass when they're 12"

 

[JAXvillain]

I've been legal in my country for years. A friend of mine made a comment just like that before and I got very offended. I was saying how I think I had a nice ass and he said "yeah everyone's got a pert ass when they're 12"

awww, give us a peak and we'll validate you

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm confident enough in my own body to not need any validation