What surprises me is that Kiki sent me a IM saying that Lash's boobs are kinda non-existant and point in 2 different directions. Sometimes 3. Depends on the day.
Right at the same time, Lash sent me a IM saying that Kiki's ass reminds her of a washboard that has been used far too much.
Now, I stood up for both of them, saying that they are wrong about each other, but, I have no way of being sure.
I think, to keep me from making a liar out of myself, you both should give me some photos to validate my opinions I gave to each of you. Just so I don't say anything wrong about your various body parts in the future, and so I can defend you in the massivly increasing onslought of accusations about your respective appendages.