Which is why I always jack my porridge into the Publix cupcakes, rather than the home made ones. They never see me cummin!
DON'T TELL ME THAT...I'M EATING YOUR FREAKING MUFFINS!!!!!!!
DON'T TELL ME THAT...I'M EATING YOUR FREAKING MUFFINS!!!!!!!
See, didn't I say that exact thing last night? That's why I wasn't gonna eat 'em.
See, didn't I say that exact thing last night? That's why I wasn't gonna eat 'em.
yeah, i tossed 'em after you suggested such.
no really i hid and ate the WHOLE BAG.
So now that you've gotten your daily recommended serving of protein ... now what?
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
Your Scott membership is revoked. Turn in your membership card and awesomeness. You will be referred to as Scooter from here on out.
You are just envious of the unabashed awesomeness that is me.
Pimpin ain't easy, but I make it look gooooood!