While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas
> rancher whose
>
> ?
>
> hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
> struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the
> topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a
> heartbeat away from being President ..
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post
> turtle.'
>
> ?
>
> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
> a post turtle
>
> was.
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a
> country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
> balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
> face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she
> didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
> up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up
> there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put her up
> there to begin with.'
>
> rancher whose
>
> ?
>
> hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
> struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the
> topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a
> heartbeat away from being President ..
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post
> turtle.'
>
> ?
>
> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
> a post turtle
>
> was.
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a
> country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
> balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
> face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she
> didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
> up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up
> there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put her up
> there to begin with.'
>