Sarah Palin Jokes

[Shalimar]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas
> rancher whose
>
> ?
>
> hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
> struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the
> topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a
> heartbeat away from being President ..
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post
> turtle.'
>
> ?
>
> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
> a post turtle
>
> was.
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a
> country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
> balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
>
> ?
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
> face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she
> didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
> up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up
> there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put her up
> there to begin with.'
>

 

[fly]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President... The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put her up there to begin with.'

I know you're IT challenged, so before the hate starts...

 

[tre]

copy + paste. well done

dammit fly

 

[Shalimar]

well, I didn't invent the mofo.



and if that perturbs anyone.. you've got too much time on your hands.

 

[tre]

you may be offended by this...

Spoiler

 

[zengirl]

c'mon Dan Quayle was ten times stupider than Sarah Palin

 

[Sarcasmo]

I didn't vote for Quayle either.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

c'mon Dan Quayle was ten times stupider than Sarah Palin

But it's okay for men to be stupid.

 

[JAXvillain]

c'mon Dan Quayle was ten times stupider than Sarah Palin

dubya senior wasn't knocking on death's door with the prospect of quayle being pres and quayle was representative and a senator before vp, not the governor of 10k people in the remote wilderness

 

[Sarcasmo]

He also saw Venezuela from his house as opposed to Russia, which I felt was more immediately relevant.

 

[Valve1138]

dubya senior wasn't knocking on death's door with the prospect of quayle being pres and quayle was representative and a senator before vp, not the governor of 10k people in the remote wilderness

With a knocked up teenage daughter whose future husband is dropping out of high school with one year to go.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He also saw Toys R Us from his house as opposed to Russia, which I felt was more immediately relevant.

fixt

 

[theacoustician]

http://www.palinaspresident.com/

It's interactive.

 

[Dharma1521]

She is responsible for the retardation of her child.



:runsway:

 

[JAXvillain]

http://www.palinaspresident.com/

It's interactive.

Baby names:
carport
cashew
rake
purple

 

[Sarcasmo]

fixt

The Toys R Us near my house has a gigantic Millenium Falcon for like $200 or something. It comes with working lights and sound effects. It even has the little floaty Jedi traing ball and holographic chess table inside. I thought maybe I'd drive it down to Houston some night and we could play with it.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Baby names:
carport
cashew
rake
purple

bwahaha

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The Toys R Us near my house has a gigantic Millenium Falcon for like $200 or something. It comes with working lights and sound effects. It even has the little floaty Jedi traing ball and holographic chess table inside. I thought maybe I'd drive it down to Houston some night and we could play with it.

Is it lego or just a big model?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is it lego or just a big model?

It's just a big toy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It's just a big toy.

Sweet.
Ill get rid of the wife and get some beers and put on the Star Wars Christmas Special.