Sarah Palin Jokes

[Sarcasmo]

Uh...we're gonna need a Leia at some point. Might hold onto her.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sweet.
Ill get rid of the wife and get some beers and put on the Star Wars Christmas Special.

What do you get a wookie, when he already owns a comb?

 

[zengirl]

What do you get a wookie, when he already owns a comb?

nads

 

[theacoustician]

nads

Wolfman's got nards!


wut

 

[Sp`ange]

if you do a copy -> paste into notepad and then a find/replace on the > character then copy -> paste in to a new thread, it would make this thread suck a little bit less.

then again, that might give you enough time to rethink creating such a craptastic thread.


Key Sequence:

CTRL-C
WIN-R
NOTEPAD
CTRL-V
CTRL-H
>
TAB
[SPACE]
ALT-A
ESC
CTRL-A
CTRL-C
CTRL-V

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's a thirteen step process man.


Not even alcoholics can do that.

 

[Shalimar]

yall should just make this IT.com and be done with it.

 

[Shalimar]

what if Sarah Palin married John Comparison and hyphenated her name?

 

[Shalimar]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaa

 

[Shalimar]

and the sleep deprivation and goose/soda kicks in.



sleepy time. got an event this evening.

 

[fly]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaa

I, uhhhh, don't get it

 

[Valve1138]

I, uhhhh, don't get it

Palin-Comparison = Pale In Comparison

 

[eileenbunny]

I always wanted to marry someone with the last name Dover.

 

[Valve1138]

I always wanted to marry someone with the last name Dover.

Thats hot.

 

[zengirl]

I always wanted to marry someone with the last name Dover.

It would be perfect if his name was Ben

 

[Shalimar]

Paige Turner.


and fly.. i'm disappointed.

 

[tre]

 

[Kevlar]

But it's okay for men to be stupid.

It's expected