fatburger: he's neither fat nor a burger...what gives?

On the bright side though, I have super porn star boobs. They're freaking huge!! LOL. Too bad they're too sore to be played with- Poor Fatburger. I finally let him have sex with me and he gets me pregnant and now he can't touch me again :lol:
 
*Fuxx Burger* said:
On the bright side though, I have super porn star boobs. They're freaking huge!! LOL. Too bad they're too sore to be played with- Poor Fatburger. I finally let him have sex with me and he gets me pregnant and now he can't touch me again :lol:
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Claims of porn star boobs requires pix. You know that :p

lol.

Congrats on the little missy. I hope the birth goes easily!

I'll have a drink to Fat's dead sex life this weekend and mourn it's loss.
 
*Fuxx Burger* said:
I hope so too, because epidurals scare the shit outta me and I'm doing this old skool style...

I'm sure he'll appreciate it :fly:
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Holy crap, you're a brave woman. I sure as hell know if I had a vagina I would be telling them to C-section my ass.

Just don't name the poor girl Jen, or May. Let her start her life free from internet sin.
 
*Fuxx Burger* said:
I hope so too, because epidurals scare the shit outta me and I'm doing this old skool style...

I'm sure he'll appreciate it :fly:
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You can do it! I'm the same way with epidurals. I would much rather just deal with the pain of labor then have them stick a massive needle in my back!

Also, without the epidural by the time you've had the kid the pain is gone, I've heard with one, after the epidural wears off you feel the after pain (ok, so it's their without one too, but it's so minor in relation to what you've felt it's like it's not there).
 
kiwi said:
You can do it! I'm the same way with epidurals. I would much rather just deal with the pain of labor then have them stick a massive needle in my back!

Also, without the epidural by the time you've had the kid the pain is gone, I've heard with one, after the epidural wears off you feel the after pain (ok, so it's their without one too, but it's so minor in relation to what you've felt it's like it's not there).
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you just made a major case for the use of an epidural. "epidurals: because the pain you feel with one is completely insignificant compared to the pain without"
 
kiwi said:
Meh, whatever. I had 3 kids natural and that's the only way I'd ever go.
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yeah, that struck me as funny though.

i'm sure even with an epidural it's still the worst pain of a woman's life. that it is less painful than natural birth probably doesn't matter since the body just recalibrates everything. in the end you should do whatever you're more comfortable with.
 
Jonny_B said:
yeah, that struck me as funny though.

i'm sure even with an epidural it's still the worst pain of a woman's life. that it is less painful than natural birth probably doesn't matter since the body just recalibrates everything. in the end you should do whatever you're more comfortable with.
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I imagine there's got to be something out there that hurts worse, it's just not nearly as common as childbirth. It's def the worst pain I've ever felt.

Wait, should we be talking about this with Fuxx about to give birth?

It's not bad at all Fuxx, it's like going for a summer stroll through a field of daisies!
 
kiwi said:
I imagine there's got to be something out there that hurts worse, it's just not nearly as common as childbirth. It's def the worst pain I've ever felt.

Wait, should we be talking about this with Fuxx about to give birth?

It's not bad at all Fuxx, it's like going for a summer stroll through a field of daisies!
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or like a relaxing swim through a sea of poison jellyfish.
 
Fat Burger said:
I got flushed through one of the internet tubes.

Work has been super slow for me lately. We're required to bill out 60 hours every pay period (half a month), and I've been at 70-80 since I started the job. Last period was 66.5 hours, and through last week I have 46.5 hours, so I'm on pace for...64 hours. So yeah, it's been slow for me.



Oh, we had the baby two weeks ago, did we forget to say something?


Not really - due date is end of November, so we'll see. Everything is going well so far.
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BABY! :D can't wait to hear :heart:
 
kiwi said:
Meh, whatever. I had 3 kids natural and that's the only way I'd ever go.
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My friend delivered her 9lb baby naturally and she said that was nothing compared to the pain she experienced with kidney (or was it gall?) stones.

I figure my body was created to do this, so it can't be all bad- well I'm expecting it to be bad but I think the birthing tub will really help.
 
*Fuxx Burger* said:
My friend delivered her 9lb baby naturally and she said that was nothing compared to the pain she experienced with kidney (or was it gall?) stones.

I figure my body was created to do this, so it can't be all bad- well I'm expecting it to be bad but I think the birthing tub will really help.
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Yea, you can do it. Also, our minds are very good at forgetting it all very quickly so we'll have more!
 
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