fatburger: he's neither fat nor a burger...what gives?

[Sarcasmo]

Most of the time natural birth simply refers to one without pain medication, even with an epidural the kid still comes out of the pussy.

Vagina vs. c-section is what I'm talking about.

 

[Dharma1521]

Licking ball?
I hear she does it a lot.

You know April's never licked my eyeball, she did lick my snatch that one time.

edit: And by one time I mean everytime Zac's out of the house.

 

[Dharma1521]

Vagina vs. c-section is what I'm talking about.

I would be all about the c-section.

 

[zengirl]

natural ftw... any other way is just cheating.

 

[Duke]

You're a liar. If you weren't, we'd have seen pics by now.

Liar.

I've seen the little thing in person. It does exist!

 

[Sarcasmo]

i posted pics casmo

Where?

 

[Dharma1521]

natural ftw... any other way is just cheating.

I am perfectly ok with cheating. I would prefer a nice clean surgical cut than a rip from a head coming through my vagina.

God its like sci-fi, but worse because its real.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I've seen the little thing in person. It does exist!

That means you've probably been in the same room as Janice.

*fapfapfapfapfapfap*

 

[Sarcasmo]

I am perfectly ok with cheating. I would prefer a nice clean surgical cut than a rip from a head coming through my vagina.

God its like sci-fi, but worse because its real.

And then your husband cramming washcloths up your cooter for the rest of your life trying to get some sense of friction back so he can climax during sex...

 

[Dharma1521]

And then your husband cramming washcloths up your cooter for the rest of your life trying to get some sense of friction back so he can climax during sex...

Dude for real. I mean I know guys that have sex with milfs and say its all good but fuck that shit.

 

[zengirl]

I am perfectly ok with cheating. I would prefer a nice clean surgical cut than a rip from a head coming through my vagina.

God its like sci-fi, but worse because its real.

I read a bunch of midwifery books that said tears can be prevented with proper preparation... like you take some sort of oil and lube up the perineum and do daily stretching to make it more flexible (it recommended getting assistance from teh baby daddies) and then there are actual exercises a girl can do to tighten muscles down there and make everything tight... I don't think vag births necessarily mean floppy vags and personally, I'd do whatever I could to prevent getting cut open, to me that's the worst, because afterwards you're left with a baby and a major surgery to heal from. No thanks!

Then again, I'd prefer babies to hatch from pods and already be like 2-3 years old, but we haven't advanced that far scientifically yet.

 

[Dharma1521]

I read a bunch of midwifery books that said tears can be prevented with proper preparation... like you take some sort of oil and lube up the perineum and do daily stretching to make it more flexible (it recommended getting assistance from teh baby daddies) and then there are actual exercises a girl can do to tighten muscles down there and make everything tight... I don't think vag births necessarily mean floppy vags and personally, I'd do whatever I could to prevent getting cut open, to me that's the worst, because afterwards you're left with a baby and a major surgery to heal from. No thanks!

Then again, I'd prefer babies to hatch from pods and already be like 2-3 years old, but we haven't advanced that far scientifically yet.

That would be great.

 

[Sarcasmo]

*PSHHHHH*

"Hi mommy. I'm hungry. Is it snacky time?"

"OMG HE'S SO CUTE!" *sob*

 

[JAXvillain]

it's going to bother me if no one can come up with the term for eyeball licking

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it's going to bother me if no one can come up with the term for eyeball licking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/licking_of_eyes

 

[zengirl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/licking_of_eyes

lolololololololololol

 

[Dharma1521]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/licking_of_eyes

BWHAHAHAHAH

 

[JAXvillain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/licking_of_eyes

I moused over...valuable lesson learned at genmay many years ago

it was truly a great word though which is why it's bothering me

 

[zengirl]

I moused over...valuable lesson learned at genmay many years ago

it was truly a great word though which is why it's bothering me

I'm just glad it wasn't goatse or something.

 

[APRIL]

That means you've probably been in the same room as Janice.

*fapfapfapfapfapfap*

The pics are in my album.