My neighbor is under Federal indictment!

[Valve1138]

We have a couple of Indian reservations up here in Maine and there's been rumors of shady shit swirling for years. Looks like its finally come to a head.

http://bangornews.com/news/t/downeast.aspx?articleid=161919&zoneid=177

My neighbor has been indicted as the co-conspirator!

As a side note he got the job through a former neighbor of mine who is a tribe member and was their chief legal council for several years. This guy lived here in Portland and would drive 3 hours twice a week to and from work. He got a nice fat mileage check for that way above the minimum required by the state. It paid for his BMW M5 in total.

And it looks like my current neighbor, the one under indictment, is home from work. He's some higher up at a local bank branch. Guess you can't have federally indicted people working at your bank when you been accused of defrauding the government for $1.7 million.

The arraignment is the 28th. I'm hoping some news trucks show up all TMZ style, we have a TV station up the street.

 

[b_sinning]

Steal his woman with a bottle of firewater.

 

[Valve1138]

Steal his woman with a bottle of firewater.

He's gay and lives with his boyfriend. And he's not an Indian.

 

[b_sinning]

He doesn't have much going for him.

 

[Valve1138]

He doesn't have much going for him.

At leas his ass is good to go for prison.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wish my neighbors would get arrested. Buncha gotdamn hillbillies living over there with 5 - 8 cars in front of the house at all time that all leak oil everywhere.

 

[b_sinning]

When Drool calls you a hillbillie you know it's bad.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

When Drool calls you a hillbillie you know it's bad.

I come from a long line of hillbillies so I knows em when I sees em.

 

[shawndavid]

I come from a long line of hillbillies so I knows em when I sees em.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wish my neighbors would get arrested. Buncha gotdamn hillbillies living over there with 5 - 8 cars in front of the house at all time that all leak oil everywhere.

Well if you wanna grow a four by four, you gotta plant more 'n a couple seeds

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah they aint the fun lovable kind of hillbillies, more like the kind that the dad buys the kids 12-packs and they have fights on the front lawn until the cops show up.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah they aint the fun lovable kind of hillbillies, more like the kind that the dad buys the kids 12-packs and they have fights on the front lawn until the cops show up.

So, uh, what would be the fun lovable kind of hillbillies if that isn't?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So, uh, what would be the fun lovable kind of hillbillies if that isn't?

dunno, the kind that mows their fucking lawn once in a while and generally annoys me less?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

dunno, the kind that mows their fucking lawn once in a while and generally annoys me less?

I'll give Uncle sister frank a jingle...

 

[Thorn Bird]

there are rednecks and there are hillbillies...rednecks are obnoxious and hillbillies are ignorant and cuddly and generally don't hurt anyone until they're intoxicated and try to shoot the legs off of frogs.

 

[Jonny_B]

Time to call Code Compliance?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

there are rednecks and there are hillbillies...rednecks are obnoxious and hillbillies are ignorant and cuddly and generally don't hurt anyone until they're intoxicated and try to shoot the legs off of frogs.

Which one has car parts, a broken shed, 2ft tall weeds and a dead tree in the back yard?

 

[kiwi]

Which one has car parts, a broken shed, 2ft tall weeds and a dead tree in the back yard?

I'm going to go with rednecks on this one. At least that's what I would consider my parents neighbors. They have at least 6 broken cars, an unlivable house (they had a manufactured home put up next to it and have just left the old one in place slowly falling apart), trailers, dead trees, a small plot of dead grass, and way too many dogs which they don't have fenced in and only feed whatever was left over from the table that day.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Which one has car parts, a broken shed, 2ft tall weeds and a dead tree in the back yard?

that's a tough one. is the tree dead from homemade-ninja-star scars or beer piss?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Which one has car parts, a broken shed, 2ft tall weeds and a dead tree in the back yard?

Crap, you can find that even around Boston