I got woke up at 8am (not supposed to rouse until at least 10:30am on Wednesday's
) by my boss telling me there was no one at our facility .. WTF .. and someone needed to be here in 15min .. WTF ... I live 30 min away at best.
My employee .. is late .. RAWR!
I get to work and he's here, after I left a VM telling him to stay his lazy, sorry, late everyday butt at home til evening shift since I was on my way in .. now.
He gave me some lame cock and bull story about being run off the road. I asked for his police report .. he, of course, did not have one. I asked why he didn't answer the 30 times I called OR return my call .. he was "on the phone with the cops" (oh fucking please). I then asked what time he was ran off the road .. he looked around in the air for about 5 second before he managed to find a time to blurt out .. 8:15.
8:15! So you were already 2 hours late then .. why. No Reply.
RAWR!
I Told him I did not believe him, reamed him the fuck out, made him sign a warning sheet, and sent him packing.
He is gonna make me hurt him if he pulls this stunt again. I swear it. I'm gonna have to file for Workers Comp after I'm done breaking my foot off in his ass. GAH!