The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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;) :fly:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiq6fWxCYVQ[/YOUTUBE]


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i kept waiting for him to get hit by an automobile so i could laugh. that was like masturbating and not finishing.
 
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Ever get the feeling that something just isn't quite right?

Although you can't put your finger on exactly just what the wrong you feel is going on is. Even though you have some good ideas on what it might be, you don't wanna jump to conclusions, but everyday you feel this wrong you want to lean more and more towards what you feel might actually be what is wrong.

No?

hmm, maybe it's just me then. Weird. :tard:
 
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THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of
Grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be
A life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check
Out the things that you can do with it:


FIRST
Subject: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your
Mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112
And the mobile will search any existing network to
Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly
This number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
Try it out.

SECOND
Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come
In handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If
You lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at
Home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your
Cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your
Car door and have the person at your home press the unlock
Button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end.
Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive
Your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
And if you can reach someone who has the other "remote"
For your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it
Unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

THIRD
Subject: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press
The keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve
And the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell
Next time.

FOURTH
Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the
Following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number
Is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it
Somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can
Phone your service provider and give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even
If the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least
You know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
If everybody does this, there would be no point in people
Stealing mobile phones.
And Finally....

FIFTH
Subject: FREE INFORMATION
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or
More for 411 information calls when they don't have to.
Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our
Vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a
Problem. When you need to use
The 411 information option,
Simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without
Incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell
Phone now.
This is the kind of information people don't
Mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.
 

JAXvillain

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THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of
Grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be
A life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check
Out the things that you can do with it:


FIRST
Subject: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your
Mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112
And the mobile will search any existing network to
Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly
This number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
Try it out.

SECOND
Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come
In handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If
You lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at
Home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your
Cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your
Car door and have the person at your home press the unlock
Button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end.
Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive
Your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
And if you can reach someone who has the other "remote"
For your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it
Unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

THIRD
Subject: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press
The keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve
And the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell
Next time.

FOURTH
Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the
Following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number
Is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it
Somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can
Phone your service provider and give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even
If the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least
You know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
If everybody does this, there would be no point in people
Stealing mobile phones.
And Finally....

FIFTH
Subject: FREE INFORMATION
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or
More for 411 information calls when they don't have to.
Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our
Vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a
Problem. When you need to use
The 411 information option,
Simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without
Incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell
Phone now.
This is the kind of information people don't
Mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.


are you serios? the only one of those that is not BS is #1
 

JAXvillain

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lol I don't know .. it was something in a Myspace bulletin :lol:. It says random .. not truthful :lol:

I do know the last one is true. I tried it :fly:

I tried the last one too and it didn't work here...may depend on the provider whether that works or not...I'm on cingular
 

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#1. 112 is just for GSM phones, and it it correct that it may work with the phone being locked, or without a sim card. To be safe, if you dont know what band the phone is on you should just dial 911 in the US as that will do the same thing. This also applys for disconnected land line phones. Unless its been completely removed from the grid, they can dial 911 as well.


#2 False. under certain situations a signal can go a long distance, Most people try it at their home and are surprised it works a few hundred feet. http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/keyless.asp

#3 The wrong code. its *#4720# . *3370# actually will make it use more battery power. This only works on some Nokia phones, and its not a reserve battery, it just tells the phone to operate on a less power hungry codec. The problem is it sounds like crap to most people. in theory you should get more talk time but it just depends.

#4 Correct, but only on GSM phones. But most people want your minutes. This will just flag it as a stolen phone if they ebay it and someone attempts to activate on it.

#5 True, but you are still charged minutes.
 
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