so what do you.....

[Candy]

Basically I'm a glorified babysitter.

Except I don't have anything to do with NASA

 

[Candy]

I'm a soothesayer at the corner of Nebraska and US19.

It doesn't pay well but sometimes people throw items of interest at me when I tell them things I know about their future.

Are you the same guy who drags the cross down US 19 while I'm at work?

 

[BeerAd]

Are you the same guy who drags the cross down US 19 while I'm at work?

No.




He is the guy who walks along 19 with a lamp acting like the statue of liberty!

bwahahhahaha, theif

 

[HydroSqueegee]

gross... hmmmm...... we had a 600 lb lady that had surgery for an intestinal blockage, and her wound had to be packed with fresh gauze daily, imagine sticking your hands in almost a foot of fat and digging around for stray pieces of gauze....


i had an older lady come on from the nursing home, total skin break down on her back. it was so deep you could see her lungs.

we had a older heavy lady again, stomach cancer i believe it was. her stomach was stictched from left to right, she passed and were doing post mortem care. hercules that tried moving her ripped her stitches open, while she was on her side/partially on her stomach. oh yeah... shit fell out.

are those good for now?

more! start typing and dont stop till saturday. I only get to hear the nasty stories my wife tells me about animals at the vet she works at.

 

[BadMojo]

I'm the Senior Lead Instructional Designer for a small business in Houston. We create web-based training for the government and corporations. Most of the stuff I do is for the Army Military Intelligence School.

Before that I was a school teacher.

 

[Candy]

No.




He is the guy who walks along 19 with a lamp acting like the statue of liberty!

bwahahhahaha, theif

OMFG. The "lamp" is still sitting on our patio table. It still shines when the sun goes down.

 

[Dharma1521]

Holy heck ya that was awesome. Details on the lung chick?

I am also intrigued. I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

 

[fly]

whats funny about this, is i dont even think i know what you do! lol

im a good brother huh? i just though you were a professional asshole!

For my entire friendship with shawn I have never known what his real job is.

 

[wanko80]

Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

 

[APRIL]

For my entire friendship with shawn I have never known what his real job is.

He overseeings people and pays them too.. or so I thought.

 

[fly]

I just had an IT manager send me a screenshot as a .TIFF.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

I just had an IT manager send me a screenshot as a .TIFF.

I save and send everything as a .png just to be a dick.

 

[Candy]

For my entire friendship with shawn I have never known what his real job is.

International Man of Mystery...

or maybe he works for the DEA Professional Ambien Tester.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i'm a SAHM and i want to hear more psych stories.

 

[ERage]

Holy heck ya that was awesome. Details on the lung chick?

You want gross, you really want a gross story. One time I clicked a link that fly posted... asses out:

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

So...you like Micheal Bolton?

 

[APRIL]

You want gross, you really want a gross story. One time I clicked a link that fly posted... asses out:

That doesn't do it for me.

 

[ZRH]

I make toilet paper.

For who? Which company I mean? I didnt think there were many paper plants down south.

 

[wanko80]

So...you like Micheal Bolton?

I celebrate his entire collection.

 

[fly]

For who? Which company I mean? I didnt think there were many paper plants down south.

Georgia Pacific maybe?