so what do you.....

[Coqui]

who maintains your sanity?

Multiple choice:

A.) I lost my sanity years ago
B.) My wife
C.) My harem
D.) http://uselessforums.com/arcade.php?

UF Decides

 

[HydroSqueegee]

I wear tights.

o shit! speaking of tight wearing. I was flipping through the channels last night and came across a triathlon. Those men had no fat on them at all and their shorts left nothing to the imagination. Just a big bulge sticking out hugging every curve of their crotch.
I actually kept watching it to see which color shorts were more revealing. My finding indicate Black = good, Light Grey = Bad

 

[HydroSqueegee]

Multiple choice:

A.) I lost my sanity years ago
B.) My wife
C.) My harem
D.) http://uselessforums.com/arcade.php?

UF Decides

A

 

[dbzeag]

I am a software test lead engineer for a control system manufacturer.

 

[ruthless]

Tell us stories about this Psych ward.


:sitsdown:

oh boy i can go on for days about wackos, and just general "gross" happenings at work.

we have wacko escape stories, famous wacko quotes, wacko fights (mostly with staff) etc... what are you interested in?

 

[APRIL]

oh boy i can go on for days about wackos, and just general "gross" happenings at work.

we have wacko escape stories, famous wacko quotes, wacko fights (mostly with staff) etc... what are you interested in?

Do a gross one, dad!

 

[ruthless]

So you handle massive amounts of acronyms?

i was thinking the same shit!

 

[ruthless]

I'm a soothesayer at the corner of Nebraska and US19.

It doesn't pay well but sometimes people throw items of interest at me when I tell them things I know about their future.

whats funny about this, is i dont even think i know what you do! lol

im a good brother huh? i just though you were a professional asshole!

 

[thrawn]

i attend uf meets full time

 

[BeerAd]

I make fudge.

butt i pack it for her!!!

 

[ruthless]

Black = good, Light Grey = Bad

good and bad for whom???

 

[bast_imret]

I make toilet paper.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

 

[APRIL]

This forum is full of shitty threads and posts today.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

good and bad for whom???

my eyes

 

[b_sinning]

I make toilet paper.

It's a shitty job but someone has to do it.

 

[Pandora]

This forum is full of shitty threads and posts today.

But Bast really does make toilet paper?

 

[b_sinning]

He's one of those women knitting the paper like an quilt.

 

[ruthless]

Do a gross one, dad!

gross... hmmmm...... we had a 600 lb lady that had surgery for an intestinal blockage, and her wound had to be packed with fresh gauze daily, imagine sticking your hands in almost a foot of fat and digging around for stray pieces of gauze....


i had an older lady come on from the nursing home, total skin break down on her back. it was so deep you could see her lungs.

we had a older heavy lady again, stomach cancer i believe it was. her stomach was stictched from left to right, she passed and were doing post mortem care. hercules that tried moving her ripped her stitches open, while she was on her side/partially on her stomach. oh yeah... shit fell out.



are those good for now?

 

[APRIL]

gross... hmmmm...... we had a 600 lb lady that had surgery for an intestinal blockage, and her wound had to be packed with fresh gauze daily, imagine sticking your hands in almost a foot of fat and digging around for stray pieces of gauze....


i had an older lady come on from the nursing home, total skin break down on her back. it was so deep you could see her lungs.

we had a older heavy lady again, stomach cancer i believe it was. her stomach was stictched from left to right, she passed and were doing post mortem care. hercules that tried moving her ripped her stitches open, while she was on her side/partially on her stomach. oh yeah... shit fell out.



are those good for now?

Holy heck ya that was awesome. Details on the lung chick?