InnerMuse
Flaccid Member
Innermuse: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the scale, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Nurse: Oh, I see. And most pain scales go up to ten?
Innermuse: Exactly.
Nurse: Does that mean it's more painful? Is it any more painful?
Innermuse: Well, it's one more painful, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be saying it's ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your pain threshold. Where can you go from there? Where?
Nurse: I don't know.
Innermuse: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Nurse: Put it up to eleven.
Innermuse: Eleven. Exactly. One more painful.
Nurse: Why don't you just make ten more painful and make ten be the top number and make that a little more painful?
Innermuse: [pause] These go to eleven.
:adminedit:
/punt
Wait, you were numbed when you had your spinal tap?
Supposedly, they just woke me when they did it, I vaguely recall her telling me there would be a pinch.
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