WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[APRIL]

Texas in general is just fine, its the political landscape thats a fuckin travesty

Except for the almost 30 million Texans that live there.

"Proud to be Texan"
"Don't Mess with Texas"
"Hate is my love language"
etc.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Except for the almost 30 million Texans that live there.

"Proud to be Texan"
"Don't Mess with Texas"
"Hate is my love language"
etc.

Yeah , I know, not everyones a cat humping hippy, I get it

 

[Peppers]

Except for the almost 30 million Texans that live there.

"Proud to be Texan"
"Don't Mess with Texas"
"Hate is my love language"
etc.

I'm gonna send you this shirt to wear when you and @fly are going around the neighborhood introducing yourself to the new neighbors.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm gonna send you this shirt to wear when you and @fly are going around the neighborhood introducing yourself to the new neighbors.

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Its true, tho, its very weird to drive through the country side and rural areas and see TRUMP2024 signs, and tattered 2020 signs

 

[tre]

Texas in general is just fine, its the political landscape thats a fuckin travesty

I’m in Mexico at the moment and we have a Florida news feed, and it’s all about this “don’t say gay” bill and I now understand why they are moving

 

[APRIL]

I'm gonna send you this shirt to wear when you and @fly are going around the neighborhood introducing yourself to the new neighbors.

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I would wear that.

 

[kiwi]

You seriously sit down in the car each morning and fret about starting the car? You may have generalized anxiety disorder.

No just when I’m in the passenger seat and they are driving.

It’s terrifying being driven around by teenage boys!

 

[Peppers]

No just when I’m in the passenger seat and they are driving.

It’s terrifying being driven around by teenage boys!

@fly loves having a teenage boy in the drivers seat

 

[Peppers]

Its true, tho, its very weird to drive through the country side and rural areas and see TRUMP2024 signs, and tattered 2020 signs

Yeah it's the same way here when you get away from the bigger cities.

 

[fly]

Texas in general is just fine, its the political landscape thats a fuckin travesty

I mean, it would suck if we were coming from some place nice, but we're coming from Florida - so the hate feels like home.

 

[fly]

I'm gonna send you this shirt to wear when you and @fly are going around the neighborhood introducing yourself to the new neighbors.

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So. Fucking. Amazing.

 

[fly]

I’m in Mexico at the moment and we have a Florida news feed, and it’s all about this “don’t say gay” bill and I now understand why they are moving

The initial bill itself wasn't a problem because it didn't matter; it was just pandering. No one was talking to kindergarteners about gender identity. However, as people suspected, they're now trying to expand it beyond K-3.

 

[Petunia]

So we have a hard date now for our move to Texas, 7/1/24. We're probably going to do it in April/May though.

WHAAAAT?!
i thought you were Tampons 4LyfeYo

what a huge change
what about your beer running groups
your friends
your feral cat refuge
what about WESHLEY and little H?

noooooooo WHAT ABOUT THE LANAI
IS ANYONE THINKING OF THE LANAI

@APRIL

 

[Petunia]

We want to get away from climate change that is affecting Florida. We've been sooooo lucky with hurricanes (knock on wood).

Plus my daddio is retiring so fly is going to take over part of the business. I'm probably going to absorb fly's business along with keeping my own.

Fly is Kendall Roy and he’s trying to take Logan’s power. i knew it

 

[Petunia]

All the shit that happens in Florida happens elsewhere, we just publicize it to keep you god damned Yankees from moving here.

i travel all over the united states weekly.
literally every where and when i land in florida it’s a whole different planet

 

[Petunia]

And your husband says hurricanes aren't dangerous.

i literally came in here to say this

 

[Mikeawesome]

WHAAAAT?!
i thought you were Tampons 4LyfeYo

what a huge change
what about your beer running groups
your friends
your feral cat refuge
what about WESHLEY and little H?

noooooooo WHAT ABOUT THE LANAI
IS ANYONE THINKING OF THE LANAI

@APRIL

They gonna take all 20 cats to the farm

 

[tre]

WHAAAAT?!
i thought you were Tampons 4LyfeYo

what a huge change
what about your beer running groups
your friends
your feral cat refuge
what about WESHLEY and little H?

noooooooo WHAT ABOUT THE LANAI
IS ANYONE THINKING OF THE LANAI

@APRIL

Texas probably has a law that says you can’t call it a lanai

 

[gee]

I just received a meeting invite with the subject line "virtual buoy"

Oh buoy.

 

[fly]

I just received a meeting invite with the subject line "virtual buoy"

Oh buoy.

Are you putting things in the metaverse now?!??!