WTF So I just dick'd my butt

APRIL said:
We want to get away from climate change that is affecting Florida. We've been sooooo lucky with hurricanes (knock on wood).

Plus my daddio is retiring so fly is going to take over part of the business. I'm probably going to absorb fly's business along with keeping my own.
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will that finally bring you up to $200/day?
 
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APRIL said:
We want to get away from climate change that is affecting Florida. We've been sooooo lucky with hurricanes (knock on wood).

Plus my daddio is retiring so fly is going to take over part of the business. I'm probably going to absorb fly's business along with keeping my own.
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i always got the impression your family ran a ranch or some shit. I cant see fly doing that.
 
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Mr. Argumentor said:
The political shit is different, but all the FloridaMan memes spawned from the Sunshine Laws and the ability to report on pretty much anything.
All of that? Yeah, that's everywhere else, and if you don't believe that then you're high
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My drug use aside, when I visit Florida I see more people doing weird shit in a day than I see in a month at home. It's like visiting Walmart. Some places attract and breed ridiculousness. Florida is one of those places.
 
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APRIL said:
We want to get away from climate change that is affecting Florida. We've been sooooo lucky with hurricanes (knock on wood).

Plus my daddio is retiring so fly is going to take over part of the business. I'm probably going to absorb fly's business along with keeping my own.
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So you're moving to the climate change in Texas where they experience real winters now and their power grid crashes?

And your husband says hurricanes aren't dangerous.
 
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Peppers said:
So you're moving to the climate change in Texas where they experience real winters now and their power grid crashes?

And your husband says hurricanes aren't dangerous.
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Off grid living ftw! Not initially obviously, but you betcha that's on the radar. Also, Texas doesn't have real winters.

And again, the risks of dying in a hurricane are GROSSLY exaggerated. That's the human condition though. Everyone worries about getting struck by lightning, shark attack, alligator attack, hurricane or whatever your one in a million kink is. None of us worry a bit about dying once your car engine starts.
 
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Off grid living ftw! Not initially obviously, but you betcha that's on the radar. Also, Texas doesn't have real winters.

And again, the risks of dying in a hurricane are GROSSLY exaggerated. That's the human condition though. Everyone worries about getting struck by lightning, shark attack, alligator attack, hurricane or whatever your one in a million kink is. None of us worry a bit about dying once your car engine starts.
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Speak for yourself. As one teaching two teenage boys to drive I worry about this every day.

Especially after the day my son said “I always thought people were lying about there actually being yellow lights cause they look the same as red ones to me. “
 
kiwi said:
Speak for yourself. As one teaching two teenage boys to drive I worry about this every day.

Especially after the day my son said “I always thought people were lying about there actually being yellow lights cause they look the same as red ones to me. “
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You seriously sit down in the car each morning and fret about starting the car? You may have generalized anxiety disorder. :lol:
 
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