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Panhandler: "Hows it goin man, nice car"
ZRH: TAKE IT, HAVE MY WALLET TOO *runs away*
Panhandler: *confusion*
 
You chose to live in a car
No not really.
Whose at fault for leaving your wallet and phone in there?
Well yes that was my fault. My phone was almost dead and I was just hopping out to talk to someone quick so I left it on the seat.

We did do a find my device thing and the last place it was seen was couple hundred feet away. We drove by last night but couldnt see anything. Then we went back today and I noticed some dumpsters so I checked them and most of my clothes were stuffed in trash bags. So I got some clothes and my library books back. I tried the ring my phone thing because it said it was still on but couldn't hear anything. The battery kept getting lower too so they don't have it. Probably put it on silent.
 
No not really.

Well yes that was my fault. My phone was almost dead and I was just hopping out to talk to someone quick so I left it on the seat.

We did do a find my device thing and the last place it was seen was couple hundred feet away. We drove by last night but couldnt see anything. Then we went back today and I noticed some dumpsters so I checked them and most of my clothes were stuffed in trash bags. So I got some clothes and my library books back. I tried the ring my phone thing because it said it was still on but couldn't hear anything. The battery kept getting lower too so they don't have it. Probably put it on silent.
so you left the keys in the car.....?
 
No not really.

Well yes that was my fault. My phone was almost dead and I was just hopping out to talk to someone quick so I left it on the seat.

We did do a find my device thing and the last place it was seen was couple hundred feet away. We drove by last night but couldnt see anything. Then we went back today and I noticed some dumpsters so I checked them and most of my clothes were stuffed in trash bags. So I got some clothes and my library books back. I tried the ring my phone thing because it said it was still on but couldn't hear anything. The battery kept getting lower too so they don't have it. Probably put it on silent.
find my device disables silent mode.
 
So....everywhere in England? :lol: I have no idea how they could tie down to any specific areas tbh, that's wild.
I think it's partly based on results for people living in those places currently, as well as self-reported ancestry, and then the percentage isn't "what percent x are you," it's a percentage of how confident they are that (part of) your DNA is "from" there. so it's like, they found a higher frequency of certain sequences in my DNA that they most often find in people living in or from those areas, but with population shifts and all they can't for sure say, though if they find a specific person with enough match they'll list them as a potential relative. I've had more luck with actual genealogy tracing relatives coming over from Ireland (and Germany and Hungary) than England, but like it's possible the English parts of the DNA predate that emigration, so they came to the US from Ireland, but brought Irish & English DNA.
 
or like, my 3rd great grandparents were born in Ireland and moved to the US, but maybe one of them had a brother or sister that moved to Belfast or Chorley or whatever and had lots of babies and grandbabies and populated those places with DNA that I share bits of
 
So....everywhere in England? :lol: I have no idea how they could tie down to any specific areas tbh, that's wild.
I mean, there was that ancient body that was genetically matched to his closest living ancestor and found 20 miles away or so. Cheddar-man I think?
I don't think you guys actually end up leaving despite going abroad for holiday
 
I mean, there was that ancient body that was genetically matched to his closest living ancestor and found 20 miles away or so. Cheddar-man I think?
I don't think you guys actually end up leaving despite going abroad for holiday
Cheddar man sounds legit. Probably from cheddar gorge. To be fair some parts of my family have been around Nottingham for about 400-500 years. I'm probably related to Robin Hood at this point.
 
Cheddar man sounds legit. Probably from cheddar gorge. To be fair some parts of my family have been around Nottingham for about 400-500 years. I'm probably related to Robin Hood at this point.
He is, yeah. 100% legit, refreshed myself on the story when I was hiding from the rain at Disney. Died 9100-ish years ago, Gough Cave (or something) in the Cheddar gorge. Direct descendant is a teacher in Cheddar.

 
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