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[fly]

Looks like the hurricane is about over. Wind gusts on their way down.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What kind of parties go on in this room?
Please speculate.

 

[tre]

What kind of parties go on in this room?
Please speculate.


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I’m not sure what kind of parties but I’m pretty sure dbzeag is invited

 

[fly]

What kind of parties go on in this room?
Please speculate.


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Meanwhile in Japan...

 

[gee]

What kind of parties go on in this room?
Please speculate.


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It's the wish.com version of Frito's TV chair in Idiocracy.

 

[tre]

It's the wish.com version of Frito's TV chair in Idiocracy.

go away, 'batin

 

[DJBrenton]

I recently got the results of my DNA test. Apparently I'm

15% Egyptian God
13% Dinosaur
18% Fictional
54% Scouse

0% English

 

[Petunia]

I recently got the results of my DNA test. Apparently I'm

15% Egyptian God
13% Dinosaur
18% Fictional
54% Scouse

0% English

100% Peepaw

 

[ZRH]

100% Peepaw

He taught me to drink scotch.

In other news my feet smell like death. I was wearing the floppies last night and put my socks in storage so I had to wear boots with no socks all day.

 

[ZRH]

Whoa so I met this homeless chicken this morning at 711 and I'm always like whatever ill give you a cigarette and she almost toppled the laser vagina speech I got once arresting a shoplifter. She started going off about how the space telescope was going to make all the astronauts explode... I was like well I've got my funyuns so...

Feet are still wet it's becoming an issue. Washing my clothes at the moment.

 

[fly]

I recently got the results of my DNA test. Apparently I'm

15% Egyptian God
13% Dinosaur
18% Fictional
54% Scouse

0% English

I'm amazed at how much more accurate these things are getting.

 

[tre]

It begins….

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

let it snow
let it snow
let it snow
somewhere else

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thats my magic chant that keeps the snow away

 

[tre]

Thats my magic chant that keeps the snow away

A friend in Buffalo is expecting 12-24 inches this weekend, so I’m fine with the 2 inches we’re getting.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A friend in Buffalo is expecting 12-24 inches this weekend, so I’m fine with the 2 inches we’re getting.

lake effect snow is a bitch from what I hear

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its like 50 F here and everyones bitchin, fyi

 

[Petunia]

(12 x 5) + (72 ÷ 8) -3 = ?

 

[tre]

Its like 50 F here and everyones bitchin, fyi

As much as we complain about snow, it's worse when it gets to about -30 and its too cold to snow

 

[tre]

(12 x 5) + (72 ÷ 8) -3 = ?

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