Got a new job working security. Had to kind of "go dark" for awhile. This place has an office whose only job is to scour the internet looking for what people are saying about them, including and especially their own employees. There's been people fired before for posting pics from inside the facility or just talking shit while having something related to the company like a logo or something, etc.
Figured I should build some cred there before I expose them to the other side of me, haha. I'm being a good little brand ambassador.