Thread Stage 5 Clinger v2021
- Thread starter Petunia
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Man, I miss the old UF recasting statements to further a point style of arguing.
Well like I said, she's socially inept, or high, or something. SHE doesn't want to be friends and is trying to as you put it "snake."
her lifestyle and the shit she says to me about how she handles situations is not for me.
the whole suspended driver’s license shit is wild to me. She’s like 48 or something, who the fuck behaves that way? the “loser” type that’s who.
i think she may also be going thru a midlife crisis or something with her wild stories
So you're on tinder, and then shit goes south, and then you make a big stink about it, but it's really just for fun because you're above it all and got your head together so much more than everyone else on tinder.
Got it.
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Most places you WILL get pulled over for something, eventually, and that's instant impound/arrest in the US.
I've been pulled over parked in my car trying to read a map.
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No dude, this is basic "tell your friends about this crazy thing that happened to me thing"
We're Kiki's friendos.
lmaooo dude what are you smoking
at the time i met her on tinder i was checking things out. talked to a few people nothing crazy. some good apples, some bad— that’s normal for a single person to do.
since then i’m happy to announce that i’m in a situationship with someone who i didn’t meet on any dating app and we are having fun times
im sure there are nice people on tinder
it sounds like you’ve been down this road. sounds like you’re a Wil Wheaton..
Well that sounds cool and I'm glad you found someone that makes you feel good.
You know you're going to have to explain to me just what the fuck a situationship is...
You are correct I have fell hard before for folks who didn't share the feeling.
It's nothing a few zip-ties won't fix...
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
No means no, old man. It doesn't mean maybe. It doesn't mean that if you ask enough times, in the right ways that you unlock a secret way of getting a yes. No means no.
Kiki said no.
She has said no in enough ways, and forcefully enough that Wil damn sure should have gotten the message. Any further results or being led on is on her.
Also, Kiki gods damn sure doesn't owe her "a night of bean flicking" or whatever godawful phrase you used.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
On the flip side, one life long lasting relationship usually ends up breaking your heart way to late in life when one of the partners passes away.
By the time you get passed mourning, your too old to post selfies on tinder or whatever the kids do now a days.
I mean, I look terrible in tight shorts now...
Can't even imagine.
By the time you get passed mourning, your too old to post selfies on tinder or whatever the kids do now a days.
I mean, I look terrible in tight shorts now...
Can't even imagine.
this implies that there was a time you looked not terrible in tight shorts, please be sensitive to of those of us who are less fortunate as we have never looked good in tight shorts
Please accept my humblest apologie.this implies that there was a time you looked not terrible in tight shorts, please be sensitive to of those of us who are less fortunate as we have never looked good in tight shorts