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[wetwillie]

Holding steady here at a dozen a week from the 4 of them but as they matured from basically teens to fully adult the eggs got bigger!

Apparently(from what I hear/read) we'll both get more as the days get longer. One of my bitches is bloodying the others. Someone is gonna be chicken-noodle soup when I find out who they are. Need to put a colored leg band on all of them and then watch. I have a spare wi-fi camera

 

[Petunia]

I love eggs and envy that. I could eat a couple eggs a day, no sweat. Lucky guy!

i eat eggs almost every day.
before i got sick i had them everyday

i have mostly had hard boiled
with no yolk

 

[JAXvillain]

i eat eggs almost every day.
before i got sick i had them everyday

i have mostly had hard boiled
with no yolk

Scrambled with cheese sometimes, or fried with medium cooked yolk. Fiend for eggs. Anytime of the day. IT ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE FRESH CRACKED PEPPER!!!

 

[wetwillie]

Dealing with dummies - on ebay

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​ Are you ever planning on refunding me the 21.50 for this watch that was delivered on Jan 4th​

You need to check your Paypal, pal. I did that weeks ago. As I explained in the note to recipient, I dicked you $1 since it consumed so much of my time on the email exchange. Which was entirely due to your confusion, not mine. I thought that was reasonable. At least I didn't just say "piss off" and not send you anything. Not sure why you refunded me when the thing was still in transit - I wasn't complaining about the delay or anything.

I may be a bit grumpy today. Stay safe, stay well. Ed

 

[Strings]

Is "I dicked you for $1" really a phrase in the Watch business world, Eddie?

 

[HipHugHer]

Apparently(from what I hear/read) we'll both get more as the days get longer. One of my bitches is bloodying the others. Someone is gonna be chicken-noodle soup when I find out who they are. Need to put a colored leg band on all of them and then watch. I have a spare wi-fi camera

Yep winter is the slow time. Breeds can vary a lot but around 3 a week or one every other day seems to be something of an average. These sexlinks I got are supposed to be something of a super layer in exchange for shorter lives, lol but they were just getting started when the days were already short.

My little coop could handle a couple more but sticking with this for now. It's enough the 2 of us can have hearty breakfast on the weekends, maybe 1 or 2 left over for something else. That should increase by a good 50% or so when things get in full swing.

I'm cool hand luke caliber when it comes to boiled eggs, probably never have enough chickens to support that, but I don't mind plain store bought ones for that. Quantity is a quality all its own.
These rich, gold yolk homegrowns are best over-easy for me. Bonus if they're soaking into some fried potatoes, hashbrowns, or a soggy sandwich.

 

[wetwillie]

Yep winter is the slow time. Breeds can vary a lot but around 3 a week or one every other day seems to be something of an average. These sexlinks I got are supposed to be something of a super layer in exchange for shorter lives, lol but they were just getting started when the days were already short.

My little coop could handle a couple more but sticking with this for now. It's enough the 2 of us can have hearty breakfast on the weekends, maybe 1 or 2 left over for something else. That should increase by a good 50% or so when things get in full swing.

I'm cool hand luke caliber when it comes to boiled eggs, probably never have enough chickens to support that, but I don't mind plain store bought ones for that. Quantity is a quality all its own.
These rich, gold yolk homegrowns are best over-easy for me. Bonus if they're soaking into some fried potatoes, hashbrowns, or a soggy sandwich.

All of this <3
My heart was warmed watching my grandkids eat the eggs I brought them. Their household is unfortunately at the no-brand peanut butter and nb bread level of foodstuff due to employment issues.

 

[wetwillie]

Is "I dicked you for $1" really a phrase in the Watch business world, Eddie?

Myabe I meant "I ticked off $1 for your stupidity pal." hmm, still not right analogy - it was digital. He kept dragging his feet and offering to refund me, I was like "nah, it's fine." I think the problem was he used a crap cell pic then someone else realized what he had and wanted to buy it out from under me, for probably $150+. All I wanted was the movement - case was pitched immediatly. *Movement was from a company formed by Louis Zanoni, da godfather(co-inventor) of LCD tech. Cased right it might fetch $500+ It's what I do.

 

[wetwillie]

In stocks - Amyris(canadian weed stuff) - bought at $1.40 in March, I leaped off it at $10 whilst sleeping. I''ll take it. Thank you STOP setting.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I hear a bunch of people have had accounts suspended with the gamestop thing

 

[wetwillie]

I hear a bunch of people have had accounts suspended with the gamestop thing

@Mikeawesome - did you hop off(sell)?

 

[Ex` ange]

Why is flymart garbage? I have a whole 1.5k of marklar burning a hole in my virtual pocket. I want answers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why is flymart garbage? I have a whole 1.5k of marklar burning a hole in my virtual pocket. I want answers.

Because its on useless forums and not useful forums duh

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Can't @shamwow fix it while he's unemployed and has time? The hero we've been waiting years for!

 

[HipHugHer]

All of this <3
My heart was warmed watching my grandkids eat the eggs I brought them. Their household is unfortunately at the no-brand peanut butter and nb bread level of foodstuff due to employment issues.

Cool thing with the grandkids. Get em some good nutrition along with a lesson on where food comes from.

I passed on the egg slide due to lack of weeble-wobble. Sorry.

 

[wetwillie]

Can't @shamwow fix it while he's unemployed and has time? The hero we've been waiting years for!

Don't do it @shamwow - it's a trap! You'll wake up after they roofie you, balls gone, dildo up your ass.

 

[wetwillie]

hmmm, I guess he could then do eunuch porn and prove they exist.

 

[Ex` ange]

Don't do it @shamwow - it's a trap! You'll wake up after they roofie you, balls gone, dildo up your ass.

How do you think he got married?

 

[Jehannum]

Yep winter is the slow time. Breeds can vary a lot but around 3 a week or one every other day seems to be something of an average. These sexlinks I got are supposed to be something of a super layer in exchange for shorter lives, lol but they were just getting started when the days were already short.

My little coop could handle a couple more but sticking with this for now. It's enough the 2 of us can have hearty breakfast on the weekends, maybe 1 or 2 left over for something else. That should increase by a good 50% or so when things get in full swing.

I'm cool hand luke caliber when it comes to boiled eggs, probably never have enough chickens to support that, but I don't mind plain store bought ones for that. Quantity is a quality all its own.
These rich, gold yolk homegrowns are best over-easy for me. Bonus if they're soaking into some fried potatoes, hashbrowns, or a soggy sandwich.

I had like 3 deviled eggs on Sunday, and my insides still ain't right.

 

[Mikeawesome]

@Mikeawesome - did you hop off(sell)?

Nope, still holding