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[OOD]

The scales that the bags sit on at the self-scan checkouts at the store today were turned off. Everything is gettin loose!

They turned those off at our Walmart about week after we got them in the store. All they did was slow everything down.

 

[nukes]

My kids are graded. All completed work gets photographed and emailed to the teachers.
Speaking of their "teacher", Lucy just went to work.

I'm taking my pants off.

 

[OOD]

We ALL get participation trophies for this shit.

Keep the trophy, I want my check.

 

[OOD]

My kids are graded. All completed work gets photographed and emailed to the teachers.
Speaking of their "teacher", Lucy just went to work.

I'm taking my pants off.

And leave them off.

 

[Immigrant]

I plan on completing everything as if nothing has changed. It seems dumb for them to change it up, but I guess some folks don't have internet.

Thats exactly the discipline that is needed to be a successful student. Good for you.

 

[Immigrant]

Keep the trophy, I want my check.

I want one also but alas, I suck. Wah Wah

 

[OOD]

I want one also but alas, I suck. Wah Wah

I'll write you a check, but I can't afford the stamp to send it to you.

 

[strawberry love]

Holding your breath is not a coronavirus test you n00bs.

I don’t think anyone was serious about it?

 

[nukes]

I don’t think anyone was serious about it?

No no. My wife really believes this. She makes me hold my breath once every hour.
I'm gonna let her keep on believing. Anything that relieves her stress is good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So I just read that the Gov of mississippi is flat out refusing to do anything about the pandemic, except offering prayer and praise to DJT & co
what the flying fuck

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So I just read that the Gov of mississippi is flat out refusing to do anything about the pandemic, except offering prayer and praise to DJT & co
what the flying fuck

Thoughts and prayers

 

[OOD]

Thoughts and prayers

I'd rather have thots and players

 

[nukes]

I'd rather have thots and players

Good man.

 

[Valve1138]

So I just read that the Gov of mississippi is flat out refusing to do anything about the pandemic, except offering prayer and praise to DJT & co
what the flying fuck

Do we really need that state?

 

[strawberry love]

No no. My wife really believes this. She makes me hold my breath once every hour.
I'm gonna let her keep on believing. Anything that relieves her stress is good.

Seriously?

 

[Strings]

A commercial just told me not to forget God loves me through all this.
I hope he doesn't want to tell me in person anytime soon.

 

[Strings]

AKA see me in his office.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

So I just read that the Gov of mississippi is flat out refusing to do anything about the pandemic, except offering prayer and praise to DJT & co
what the flying fuck

 

[nukes]

Seriously?

Yeah. Should I break it to her? She read it on The Facebook's. I really don't think breaking her denial right now is a fantastic idea.
Between my illness and the COVIDS and home schooling shes a wreck.
Also, consider who she's married to.
Let's let her believe?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yeah. Should I break it to her? She read it on The Facebook's. I really don't think breaking her denial right now is a fantastic idea.
Between my illness and the COVIDS and home schooling shes a wreck.
Also, consider who she's married to.
Let's let her believe?

Everyone is in some stage of DABDA. If she's in denial then she's in denial. No point trying to talk her round. Leave her to it. It's not causing her any harm.