@Strings , not trying to horn in on your personal business but if you really want to impress the wife you should get a feather bed that's 9 feet high, 6 feet wide, and soft as a downy chick.
I'm in a fightin mood. Already squared away this piece of shit in dollar general who was bothering people there. Was met by thank yous from employees and customers alike for booting this loser out of there.
Except for this 28-ish chick who's probably confused if she's really a girl and seemed aghast that somebody would square a motherfucker away in public.