GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

[Darth Handsome]

Its no accident that shit food that makes you sick is a fraction of the price of the stuff that wont

 

[Darth Handsome]

Its dark outside like an eclipse

 

[Strings]

Soylent green is people.
Just saying.

 

[Immigrant]

Soylent green is people.
Just saying.

Last week, one of the scary stories on the hatebox was the Swedish considering cannibalism as a way to combat climate change.

 

[Strings]

Last week, one of the scary stories on the hatebox was the Swedish considering cannibalism as a way to combat climate change.

The old "Save a tree, eat a Swede" campaign huh?

 

[wetwillie]

The old "Save a tree, eat a Swede" campaign huh?

Swedes is another name for rutabagas. They were talking about making pastys.

 

[Immigrant]

Swedes is another name for rutabagas. They were talking about making pastys.
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God dang it. Now I have Ruta Lee on the brain again.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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Its dark outside like an eclipse

If I can survive a little rain you can too, nancy

 

[Darth Handsome]

If I can survive a little rain you can too, nancy

I'll be out in a boat later on. By this time tomorrow I might be Electro

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wear yer tinfoil hat

 

[Strings]

And galoshes.

 

[Immigrant]

I'll be out in a boat later on. By this time tomorrow I might be Electro

You know you’d rather be Elektra.

 

[Strings]

Nothing worse than wet socks.
I always say.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm going to electrocute the lot of you, run this forum my way. I'll make a fortune.

 

[wetwillie]

God dang it. Now I have Ruta Lee on the brain again.

I totally get that

 

[OOD]

The meatless patty makers need to figure out a way to make them cheaper or the same price as meat. Last I saw, they were twice the price or near it.

They are much closer to the same price here in grocery stores. Sometimes plant based is even cheaper. I suspect a lot of the price difference comes from the location (damn hippies and city slickers and Karens) and the meatless options are normally found as premium burger options in sit down restaurants.

The impossible whopper is only about a dollar more expensive at my local burger king and it's expected since it's a new item that had to be tested. The price has already decreased and is expected to be cheaper than meat as popularity grows.

Just like any new speciality item at a fast food joint it will cost more. The struggle will be getting them to stop being seen as a speciality item. That may or my not be possible. Thanks capitalism!

 

[wetwillie]

The struggle will be getting them to stop being seen as a speciality item. That may or my not be possible. Thanks capitalism!

It's dumbz for sure. It's a burger with no meat and more of what a burger already had - grains and vegetables.

 

[OOD]

We backed out of that house with the 30k in liens. They have to go to court. I'm not trying to wait around for something that might never happen. So we made an offer on another house but some shit stain offered well over asking price. They can keep that cause I'm not getting into a bidding war with somebody dumb enough to ask well over the asking price. They didn't even know somebody else was interested at the time. All I can say is I hope they like it.

 

[OOD]

Ain't shit else on the market that's move in ready and in my budget. I'm thinknot of fixing up a pos. I'll probably get in over my head.

 

[OOD]

Did I tell y'all that the lady who offered 30% less on my mobile home called me back to match the other guys offer. Didn't even go 100 bucks over. She hasn't even seen the inside. Told me she would help me find a new house. Wtf y'all. I got the same sad story. This woman is making me feel like a Republican and that hurts lol.