GAY Darth Handsome appreciation thread

[HipHugHer]

Gotta have the footwork to start an old Chevy in the cold.

Cars haven't had carburetors for what, 30 years now?

She still works the gas pedal as she cranks it. Proper too. Pump enough in there to get it going but not enough to flood it.

Still starts every time.

 

[wetwillie]

Cars haven't had carburetors for what, 30 years now.

She still works the gas pedal as she cranks it. Still starts every time.

You should install a choke assembly on the new vehicle so she can really be proud.

 

[HipHugHer]

You should install a choke assembly on the new vehicle so she can really be proud.

I'd be happy if the piece of shit doesn't shut itself off at every red light.

We're devolving.

 

[wetwillie]

If anything was gonna make her feel "young again" it would be one of these.
She had one as a young girl starting out in life. In yellow. Back when it was "just another used Ford".



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Don't think I could swing that for her nowdays, but if I could I would.

You're a good man. Personally, I'm superstitious about yellow cars. My brother had two - what fucking lemons.

That said, I'd take a chance on THAT one.

 

[wetwillie]

We're devolving.

Remain calm - it's only the Darth thread.

 

[Jehannum]

Cars haven't had carburetors for what, 30 years now?

She still works the gas pedal as she cranks it. Proper too. Pump enough in there to get it going but not enough to flood it.

Still starts every time.

I've still got more carbureted cylinders than injected ones.

 

[nukes]

Those Jukes are something else, man. I've loved Nissan's ever since my first one but wtf.

It's a bastard child. It's like an SUV and a subcompact had hate sex.

 

[adi]

I thought you guys said we were gonna ignore him and just keep talking about random bullshit in here.

i forgot hips baba

 

[HipHugHer]

i forgot hips baba

You get a pass because you're so awesome and beautiful.

 

[HipHugHer]

:dancing black guy:
:dancing sheep:
:3 dancing sheep:

 

[adi]

You get a pass because you're so awesome and beautiful.

no u

 

[HipHugHer]

:3 sheep prancing around an imaginary maypole:

:Beaversmilie:

 

[nukes]

Don't assume my race;
don't assume my gender.
Don't assume my race;
Don't assume my gender.

 

[wetwillie]

@HipHugHer - get'r the Dodge Magnum with some spinners

 

[HipHugHer]

@HipHugHer - get'r the Dodge Magnum with some spinners

Maybe I'll put enough subwoofer in the back to rattle ALL the bolts loose while I ignore EVERYTHING having to do with basic maintenance and reliability.

 

[Strings]

Maybe I'll put enough subwoofer in the back to rattle ALL the bolts loose while I ignore EVERYTHING having to do with basic maintenance and reliability.

In that case buy a KIA. Everything comes pre-loosened.

 

[nukes]

Maybe I'll put enough subwoofer in the back to rattle ALL the bolts loose while I ignore EVERYTHING having to do with basic maintenance and reliability.

It works for me.

 

[Jehannum]

Maybe I'll put enough subwoofer in the back to rattle ALL the bolts loose while I ignore EVERYTHING having to do with basic maintenance and reliability.

Isn't that your plan with the Ford right now?

 

[HipHugHer]

Isn't that your plan with the Ford right now?

Need more subs.

 

[Jehannum]

Need more subs.

But you've already got the vibration down.