GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[Darth Handsome]

That's OK. You shouldn't have to carry a sign that says "I'm Married". It just may've averted some of this and just stuck to lifting bags...or not.

Or get hit on by dudes who also have rings.

He probably still would have tried, it sounds like he's a lousy flirter

 

[APRIL]

That's OK. You shouldn't have to carry a sign that says "I'm Married". It just may've averted some of this and just stuck to lifting bags...or not.

Or get hit on by dudes who also have rings.

Rings do not matter, lol, you've been out of the dating scene for decades, eh?

 

[HipHugHer]

Rings do not matter, lol, you've been out of the dating scene for decades, eh?

I put one on whenever I want to get hit on by loose women.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I put one on whenever I want to get hit on by loose women.

That works

 

[Domon]

I like how we went from: well, that was uncomfortable to certain murder and rape in about 6 posts.



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[Strings]

If you really want to stuff someone in a trunk, wear a fake cast on your arm and ask for help. Someone always falls for it.
...
I know I did.

 

[Amstel]

I like how we went from: well, that was uncomfortable to certain murder and rape in about 6 posts.



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[Amstel]

If you really want to stuff someone in a trunk, wear a fake cast on your arm and ask for help. Someone always falls for it.
...
I know I did.

thanks for the heads up!!!

Some little old lady with a cast on is gonna ask me for help.



AA-HA! NOT TODAY ISIS!!!!!!

 

[Strings]

thanks for the heads up!!!

Some little old lady with a cast on is gonna ask me for help.

Hey...that's who got me!

 

[Darth Handsome]

If you really want to stuff someone in a trunk, wear a fake cast on your arm and ask for help. Someone always falls for it.
...
I know I did.

Hey I was about to post this, but I was going to add use a van and pretend you need help to load furniture.......

#iliketoskinmyhumps

 

[Darth Handsome]

So I just went to the groc store and flirted with the cashier. My bill was $43 even, so I said "hey thats good luck" then said I'll probably get into an accident on the way home. She said "dont say that!" and said her husband just wrecked her car the other day. So I busted out the ol' "dump him you can do better" and just like clockwork she got the huge smile and the classic glint in her eye

See fellas? Its easy, just be confident.

 

[HipHugHer]

That reminds me, I need to go pick up some carrots today.

 

[Darth Handsome]

That reminds me, I need to go pick up some carrots today.

I have a first nations lady joke.
Two ladies are picking carrots. One pulls a longish carrot up and says "holay this one is just like my Joe"
Her friend says "he's that big?"
"No he's that dirty "

 

[HipHugHer]

I have a first nations lady joke.
Two ladies are picking carrots. One pulls a longish carrot up and says "holay this one is just like my Joe"
Her friend says "he's that big?"
"No he's that dirty "

I'd honestly never heard the term First Nations until speaking with 21st century Canadians. It kind of makes sense though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'd honestly never heard the term First Nations until speaking with 21st century Canadians. It kind of makes sense though.

My old man has been dealing with the various reserves for longer than Ive been alive and we've always used that. Lots of people use "aboriginal"

 

[HipHugHer]

My old man has been dealing with the various reserves for longer than Ive been alive and we've always used that. Lots of people use "aboriginal"

All that makes sense. Here going from Indian to Native American was part of the PC wussification of our country and Aborigines live in Australia.

That's why everyone loves us.

 

[gee]

Here going from Indian to Native American was part of the PC wussification

I thought it was to make things easier for y'all, so you wouldn't have to ask "dot injun or feather injun?"

 

[HipHugHer]

I thought it was to make things easier for y'all, so you wouldn't have to ask "dot injun or feather injun?"

Lol.

@adi

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

All that makes sense. Here going from Indian to Native American was part of the PC wussification of our country and Aborigines live in Australia.

That's why everyone loves us.

You understand that "American Indian" is still the correct phrase, right?

 

[HipHugHer]

You understand that "American Indian" is still the correct phrase, right?

According to whom?