GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

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So I just went to the groc store and flirted with the cashier. My bill was $43 even, so I said "hey thats good luck" then said I'll probably get into an accident on the way home. She said "dont say that!" and said her husband just wrecked her car the other day. So I busted out the ol' "dump him you can do better" and just like clockwork she got the huge smile and the classic glint in her eye

See fellas? Its easy, just be confident.
@Amstel would just rather be creepy.
 
I ordered this shirt today.

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