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Frau Blugher said:
And the fallout comes down where ?
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Just bend over and take it.

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My prediction , Russia and the U.S will shoot at the missile , a Turkish passenger plane will lackadaisically enter the game and fuck everything up , then be shot down over Russia .

Then reports will come in of a successful strike and all the while Kimchee Rockaplatz will be served sparingly over Russia as the real missile is shot down .

Leninist Syrian Kurds ban kimchee without papers .
 
my little brony said:
trump on best korea making advances in nukes

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen... he has been very threatening beyond a normal state. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before,"

good thing we have such a measured and reasoned person in charge since THEY'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME

I hope the "never clinton" people pee themselves a little bit every time this kind of thing happens
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I am anti war, i was anti trump when he bombed syria. This is different though because we must protect ourselves
 
Lambie said:
Nah, it's probably gonna go something like this.

1) NK launches a missile targeted at Murica. The missile fails miserably and lands in the middle of some ocean somewhere hurting no one.

2) Trump retaliates with full force nuking NK back to the stoneage. His supporters will think "all those innocent lives lost where totally worth it, we sure showed them libruhls! MAGA, bitches!"

3) China shrugs, says "NK can sod off, we have money to make from the west."

4) The rest of the world: "Oooh look, a new video with cute cats doing cute things. What was that thing that happened in NK last week? Never mind, look at the kitty! KITTEH!"
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The folks in the know about NK say Kim Jong-un behaves rationally and predictably, can't say the same about Dear Leader. Kim understands the ramifications of his actions, if anyone starts this it's the US.
 
Mr. Asa said:
The person that attacks first starts the war, twat
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no they don't. If you go up to someone and threaten to hurt them and they beat your ass they are just protecting themselves before you attack first.

No wonder you think that way though. you are the kind of person who would keep pushing someone and then cry to the cops when you get hit.
 
No, idiot. That's not how it works anywhere. That's not how it works in the world, that's not how it works between individuals, that's not how it works anywhere.

As for why I think that way, sorry for actually serving my country. Maybe if you had you'd know what that felt like.
 
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