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[Mikeawesome]

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[Mikeawesome]

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[OzSTEEZ]

I've had a few doctors in the area say they won't perform a vasectomy on a guy with no kids. Still searching for a good one.

I'm never doing that. Either she can get her pubes tied or I'm taking the back road.

 

[HipHugHer]

I've never understood the whole sterilizing thing in humans. Our biological attraction to each other centers around procreation of the species and rearing of young, just like any other animal. Take that away and all it amounts to is mutual masturbation. Fun, occasionally, but not worth all the crap that comes with it. It's a hell of a lot more "enthusiastic", shall we say, when there's that chance.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I've never understood the whole sterilizing thing in humans. Our biological attraction to each other centers around procreation of the species and rearing of young, just like any other animal. Take that away and all it amounts to is mutual masturbation. Fun, occasionally, but not worth all the crap that comes with it. It's a hell of a lot more "enthusiastic", shall we say, when there's that chance.

Fuck no. I'm only interested in getting off with my woman. I don't want any more kids. I've probably got the highest sex drive of any guy on this forum.

 

[HipHugHer]

Fuck no. I'm only interested in getting off with my woman. I don't want any more kids. I've probably got the highest sex drive of any guy on this forum.

Thats all cool. What I'm describing isn't a conscious thing, it's a subconscious animal drive thing. It's just different.

 

[HipHugHer]

People enjoy ridiculing me as being some sort of drunken redneck simpleton or whatever yet no one has offered any explanation at all, plausible or otherwise, as to who shot the deputy.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

People enjoy ridiculing me as being some sort of drunken redneck simpleton or whatever yet no one has offered any explanation at all, plausible or otherwise, as to who shot the deputy.

The sheriff did.

 

[HipHugHer]

Who Kiki really is.

This is what Maureen sees every Saturday.

 

[my little brony]

It's a hell of a lot more "enthusiastic", shall we say, when there's that chance.

 

[HipHugHer]

And here's the rest of the week.

 

[HipHugHer]

Ya know, that's a hell of a lot more scary for the parents of those in the back of the truck than it is for those in the back of the truck.

 

[Duke]

They just follow what others say. People with intelligence question everything.

Curios perspective, since a lot of modern knowledge is based on things learned from people who practiced religion.

People with intelligence know that blanket statements are not intelligent.

 

[Duke]

Fuck no. I'm only interested in getting off with my woman. I don't want any more kids. I've probably got the highest sex drive of any guy on this forum.

That sounds familiar

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Curios perspective, since a lot of modern knowledge is based on things learned from people who practiced religion.

People with intelligence know that blanket statements are not intelligent.

People can be academically smart and still be complete morons.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

That sounds familiar

I have never heard Trump say what I said. I guess my religion hate has your knickers in such a twist that you're trying to throw any old bullshit at me.

 

[Jehannum]

I've never understood the whole sterilizing thing in humans. Our biological attraction to each other centers around procreation of the species and rearing of young, just like any other animal. Take that away and all it amounts to is mutual masturbation. Fun, occasionally, but not worth all the crap that comes with it. It's a hell of a lot more "enthusiastic", shall we say, when there's that chance.

I'm sterile, but I enjoy sex just as much as when I was firing live babby batter into laydeez' cooters.

 

[Duke]

I have never heard Trump say what I said. I guess my religion hate has your knickers in such a twist that you're trying to throw any old bullshit at me.

Yeah, that's it. It can't be anything else. Not at all. The Oz is always right, is always the victim, and never says anything that could be considered fantastical bullshit.

 

[Domon]

I've never understood the whole sterilizing thing in humans. Our biological attraction to each other centers around procreation of the species and rearing of young, just like any other animal. Take that away and all it amounts to is mutual masturbation. Fun, occasionally, but not worth all the crap that comes with it. It's a hell of a lot more "enthusiastic", shall we say, when there's that chance.

getting shackled down with 20 kids aint worth "enthusiasm".

I dont know anyone who says "theres a chance of having a kid.... oh, this is so much better" besides baby crazy people.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And here's the rest of the week.

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jesus fuckin stop that shit goddamn