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[HipHugHer]

Explain that shit.

That old man is about to engage in sin that has acronyms longer than some whole words.

 

[HipHugHer]

It goes without saying he's a real life superhero.

 

[HipHugHer]

I would transcribe it into your native language but Vickie is working tonight.

 

[HipHugHer]

I felt some bugs crawling inside my shirt today. Pretty sure they were real bugs. I crushed one. Had to've been a real bug. Was crunchy.

 

[nukes]

Explain that shit.

Goth Santa, motherfucker.

 

[Duke]

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Explain that shit.

Goth #1: Dudes, remember how going to Santa used to be all cool and shit?
Goth #2: Yeah, I hated going because of that
Goth #3: Totally, man. So many people there, all that joy. Sucked the life right out of the room.
Goth #4: Fuck Santa. He's a cunt.
Goth #1: Guess what I just found out. It's not cool to go to Santa anymore.
Goth #2: No way!
Goth #3: Well then if it's not cool, then I'm cool with it.
Goth #4: You can't spell 'SATAN' without 'SANTA' anyway. Let's go.

 

[nukes]

Goth #1: Dudes, remember how going to Santa used to be all cool and shit?
Goth #2: Yeah, I hated going because of that
Goth #3: Totally, man. So many people there, all that joy. Sucked the life right out of the room.
Goth #4: Fuck Santa. He's a cunt.
Goth #1: Guess what I just found out. It's not cool to go to Santa anymore.
Goth #2: No way!
Goth #3: Well then if it's not cool, then I'm cool with it.
Goth #4: You can't spell 'SATAN' without 'SANTA' anyway. Let's go.

Also, Daddy Issues.

 

[adi]

Hey who's the a new guy!

 

[Strings]

How many licks does it take?

 

[Duke]

72, and a punch in the cooter for good measure.

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm beginning to think this Applesauce chick might be smarter than she lets on.

Sort of. Shes on the ball but shes terminally guy-dumb.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Looks like something out of a Guillermo del Toro movie

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lets get back to 911. You see, the Baby Bush administration needed what they called in Sep of 2000 a "pearl harbor like incident" so the public could accept them getting the ball rolling in picking off all the countries without a Rothschild central bank, most of which were Muslim countries.

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[adi]

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[adi]

Lets get back to 911. You see, the Baby Bush administration needed what they called in Sep of 2000 a "pearl harbor like incident" so the public could accept them getting the ball rolling in picking off all the countries without a Rothschild central bank, most of which were Muslim countries.

Doesn't China fall under that too, not sure..