WTF Thintoast? More like Suckertoast.
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start to introduce her as "my first wife".
that should let her know that you have options.
And.. what should I cal her instead? My future wife? The Bride to be?
Hi April, this is my future wife / girlfriend / bride, Ms Thintoast...
You should call her the chick that lets you stick your ding dong in her hoohah
Who gives a fuck? Ok. I'll call her my Fiancee.
Also, FYI, there will be no chapel. No priest, no real wedding ceremony. just a quick something to exchange vows or some shit and then a big fucking party in a local microbrew. Beer out the wazzoo, good food and no tuxedos. khakis will be ok, but slacks and a tie are not allowed. Our gift registry (because people will want to bring gifts, and we can't have everyone bringing the same gift) will be simple... no silly $500 vases or $800 silver turkey platter. Here's a $50 piece of wall decor if you really want to know what to bring us. Or this really nice set of bed sheets that are $100.
Congrats - it's a wonderful thing. Don't let @Darth Handsome tell you otherwise.
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Just know that marriage is not a fairy tale and you'll be able to stick together forever. So many chicks (and Duke) believe in fairy tales.
It's not going to change anything about us, the way we think about each other, the way we behave etc. It's simply a declaration of our feelings towards one another.
Sure, that's the "sweet" way to put it. It's a contract for property rights and power to make decisions for each other.