WTF Thintoast? More like Suckertoast.

[thintoast]

That's right, I did it. Like the clingertoast I am, I asked a girl to marry me.

Tell me how dumb and doomed I am now.

 

[kiwi]

What did she say?

 

[plot]

What did she say?

She went back to Canada the next day and forgot about him.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Peppers]

Did you originally buy the ring for @Maureen?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What did she say?

Valid question.

 

[Jehannum]

Will she now bring forth your doom spawn from her stink crevice?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Will she now bring forth your doom spawn from her stink crevice?

Also a valid question.

 

[Petunia]

That's right, I did it. Like the clingertoast I am, I asked a girl to marry me.

Tell me how dumb and doomed I am now.

 

[Peppers]

What did she say?

Good question...did JCC say yes or no?

 

[Da Bulldog]

What did she say?

Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Duke]

This thread lacks closure

rated 1 butthole

 

[Petunia]

She went back to Canada the next day and forgot about him.

Ahahahahaaaa

 

[tre]

Way to go @thintoast! Fuck these haters! Does she have a sister for @Darth Handsome?

 

[Valve1138]

He's a bum, she'll dump him.

 

[Petunia]

@Darth Handsome
@Darth Handsome
@Darth Handsome
@Darth Handsome
@Darth Handsome
@Darth Handsome
@Darth Handsome

 

[thintoast]

Way to go @thintoast! Fuck these haters! Does she have a sister for @Darth Handsome?

She does! But they're both married. And have kids. But to be completely honest, they can do better...

 

[thintoast]

What did she say?

Between her quivering lips, she expelled the words "Are you serious right now? Yes! Of Course!"

 

[thintoast]

Down low too slow. Sorry my little mexican flinger.

 

[thintoast]

Will she now bring forth your doom spawn from her stink crevice?

In a couple years, yes. But for now, she'll remain unfertilized.