WTF Post in here and I will tell you 3 things I know about you

[nukes]

I'm really surprised you found the target to conceive your wife.

Guess miracles do happen.

5℅
My kids are IVF.
You find the cup...

 

[MacG]

5℅
My kids are IVF.
You find the cup...

Cup shouldn't be hard, yeah.

 

[MacG]

Seriously though, I'm trying to hit a weak spot by making a joke, it turns out to be true.

I can't fucking make jokes about you @nukes. You are joke proof, it's like you are living in a joke yourself.

 

[MacG]

I suddenly felt better about myself.

I thought I was the only one.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Seriously though, I'm trying to hit a weak spot by making a joke, it turns out to be true.

I can't fucking make jokes about you @nukes. You are joke proof, it's like you are living in a joke yourself.

Pre-emptive joke diffusing. The coward's way out.

 

[Strings]

With Nukes the jokes practically tell themselves.

 

[MacG]

Pre-emptive joke diffusing. The coward's way out.

Who's diffusing what now?

 

[Strings]

I mean Nukes is funny.

 

[Darth Handsome]

With Nukes the jokes practically tell themselves.

This is a helluva way to talk about your betrothed. I wouldn't take him for granted if I were you. Look what happened to me.

 

[Strings]

This is a helluva way to talk about your betrothed. I wouldn't take him for granted if I were you. Look what happened to me.

How was that anything but a compliment?

 

[Darth Handsome]

How was that anything but a compliment?

You can fool him but you can't fool me, smartie.

 

[Strings]

You can fool him but you can't fool me, smartie.

You don't have to grease it so hard.
There's room for three.

 

[tre]

@APRIL am I too late to play?

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL am I too late to play?

- You have a hilarious wit
- You have a pretty wife, a kid, and no pets....wtf is wrong with you?
- Your son will be my betrothed soon enough.

 

[APRIL]

What the hell is this?

- Bans me, yet allows me in his house periodically to cuddle the shit out of his cats
- Is big and scary, but is the nicest guy ever and will most likely ban me for saying this
- Still needs to put a bowling alley in his garage man cave attic thingy

 

[APRIL]

I don't have time for this shit.

- One of the most down to earth people I've ever met
- Does a ton of volunteer work
- Trusted me to do some web design work.

 

[Darth Handsome]

- You have a hilarious wit.

People keep saying things along these lines but theres little evidence of it. Was this established before we got here? The bar has been raised. Get with the times, laydee.

 

[APRIL]

Sup slut

- The only person able to tolerate me on a very regular, daily basis
- Has some killer wood working skills and builds furniture for the house
- Always lets me make the decisions





.....or so I like to think.

 

[APRIL]

People keep saying things along these lines but theres little evidence of it. Was this established before we got here? The bar has been raised. Get with the times, laydee.

You have a more... obnoxious wit.

@tre slides in comments here and there that are fucking clever.


Fall back.

 

[APRIL]

I guess we can count the last post as one of the three for Darth.