WTF Post in here and I will tell you 3 things I know about you

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

april

had an abortion in her younger teen years
is jealous that she lost control and now @lol controls wessels
wants to mate with adrian peterson

 

[APRIL]

Wat

Oh oh oh!

- the hottest chick here, no I mean on earth, like Geezus chick. Woooweeeee want to touch the heiny.
- is hilarious and just the same in person
- Spider hands, Mason Dixon, Billy Madison the cat

 

[nukes]

I don't think I've done you. /phrasing

- you're married
- you also are very good at not releasing much personal info
- you smell different when you're awake -.-

Married WTF?

 

[APRIL]

I have entered.
Can you feel me?
Lie and say yes.

Feels like a cold wind.

- acts completely sane then drops bombs that make me wonder if he escaped imprisonment
- very likeable, but could be brain washing us
- has kids and a wife who likes to feed him

 

[APRIL]

this should be good

- lives in Michigan, where there is only shitty coke. Go blue.
- his mom was/is a drug addict
- blue collar and it's the most respectful thing about him

 

[APRIL]

april

had an abortion in her younger teen years
is jealous that she lost control and now @lol controls wessels
wants to mate with adrian peterson

On fucking point.

 

[APRIL]

Married WTF?

I get you FBK guys confused still. Tell me more! I'm listening!

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

close. not a drug addict just an alky who went to icu because her kidneys and liver shut down. when she got all better and they released her they told her to never drink again. she lasted months but she is drinking again. she is a fucking dumb bitch

 

[APRIL]

close. not a drug addict just an alky who went to icu because her kidneys and liver shut down. when she got all better and they released her they told her to never drink again. she lasted months but she is drinking again. she is a fucking dumb bitch

Sounds like you have a lot of issues dealing with the emotions surrounding your mother.

Come sit on my couch and tell me about them.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Sounds like you have a lot of issues dealing with the emotions surrounding your mother.

Come sit on my couch and tell me about them.

no issues just telling it like it is. if a doctor tells you not to drink because it could kill you and then you go out and start drinking again you are a dumb bitch. she has an 14yr old son she needs to worry about instead of getting drunk. once you have kids your life needs to start being about them and not you

 

[Darth Handsome]

no issues just telling it like it is. if a doctor tells you not to drink because it could kill you and then you go out and start drinking again you are a dumb bitch. she has an 14yr old son she needs to worry about instead of getting drunk. once you have kids your life needs to start being about them and not you

This is the most cuckiest thibg Ive ever heard

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh ffs i didnt notice what thread this was omg im an idiot

 

[Lambie]

Married WTF?

Yeah, no.

 

[APRIL]

no issues just telling it like it is. if a doctor tells you not to drink because it could kill you and then you go out and start drinking again you are a dumb bitch. she has an 14yr old son she needs to worry about instead of getting drunk. once you have kids your life needs to start being about them and not you

When you think of your mom, what do you feel? How have these feelings changed as you have gotten older?

 

[APRIL]

Oh ffs i didnt notice what thread this was omg im an idiot

I knew you couldn't resist so I won't do you.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I knew you couldn't resist so I won't do you.

I appreciate that. But no bullshit I am laughing my ass off at myself for this.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

When you think of your mom, what do you feel? How have these feelings changed as you have gotten older?

until my late teens i hated her. then i realized i was better off being raised by my dad. I love my mom now i just call her out on her stupid shit.

I wont lie though i do have trust issues with the wominz which is why i like to have fwb type shit only

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Oh ffs i didnt notice what thread this was omg im an idiot

you're old
you have been hurt before by a woman cheating on you and broke your heart. that is why you are so open now so it will never happen again
you play golf

 

[Darth Handsome]

you're old
you have been hurt before by a woman cheating on you and broke your heart. that is why you are so open now so it will never happen again
you play golf

Close!
But not quite.

 

[Lambie]

I get you FBK guys confused still. Tell me more! I'm listening!

I'm married to my right hand.