Halp Kiki check in

[helenabear]

Sorry for the crappy flight. I don't think I've ever had it that bad. I mean I've been on ones where kids are screaming and unhappy (probably puking) but not everyone. Glad you made it safe.

 

[Petunia]

We're super glad you didn't.
Plane crashes, E Coli death by poop.

Life is so fleeting.

my death via plane crash > your death via backed up bowels

 

[Petunia]

Sorry for the crappy flight. I don't think I've ever had it that bad. I mean I've been on ones where kids are screaming and unhappy (probably puking) but not everyone. Glad you made it safe.

yea, crying babies due to being annoying little assholes is one thing... this was sheer fucking terror.
i just kept thinking about my little kiko and the tears were running down my face.
it was so scary.

i cant wait to hug him

 

[nukes]

my death via plane crash > your death via backed up bowels

It's all kinda the same if someone ends up dead.
Would be humiliating to die from poop germs tho.

 

[Petunia]

It's all kinda the same if someone ends up dead.
Would be humiliating to die from poop germs tho.

wash your hands before you cook

 

[nukes]

wash your hands before you cook

Dude I'm washing my hands 40 times a day now.
I'd wear permanent gloves if I could.

 

[Strings]

It's all kinda the same if someone ends up dead.
Would be humiliating to die from poop germs tho.

I'd miss ya, Nukes.
Though I wouldn't eat or drink at the luncheon after the funeral.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'd miss ya, Nukes.
Though I wouldn't eat or drink at the luncheon after the funeral.

Im not going to the funeral unless there's food.

 

[nukes]

Im not going to the funeral unless there's food.

Ha! I'll kill you all from the grave.

 

[helenabear]

Dude I'm washing my hands 40 times a day now.
I'd wear permanent gloves if I could.

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?

yea, crying babies due to being annoying little assholes is one thing... this was sheer fucking terror.
i just kept thinking about my little kiko and the tears were running down my face.
it was so scary.

i cant wait to hug him

Awww... how long do you think you'll be away from him this time?

 

[nukes]

Im not going to the funeral unless there's food.

You fucker, I'm paranoid about hitting return now. I don't like to type this way, it's not natural for me. AAFHRDSNDBDDHDBDNDBDNDDHDJDDBT YFDE RDISVFDGD S DKDBEBD

 

[Strings]

Im not going to the funeral unless there's food.

I'll take ya for tacos after the big show.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'll take ya for tacos after the big show.

And if it turns into a church service instead of focusing on him & his life, Im outta there. I hate that bullshit.

 

[nukes]

And if it turns into a church service instead of focusing on him & his life, Im outta there. I hate that bullshit.

Agreed.
I'm writing my eulogy now.
With
Lots
Of
Return.

 

[Strings]

And if it turns into a church service instead of focusing on him & his life, Im outta there. I hate that bullshit.

Oh come on. We'll get drunk first and heckle.

 

[nukes]

Oh come on. We'll get drunk first and heckle.

Man, thinking of me dead makes me sad.
Narcissistic i must be.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Man, thinking of me dead makes me sad.
Narcissistic i must be.

 

[Strings]

Man, thinking of me dead makes me sad.
Narcissistic i must be.

Try and go out big so we have something to talk about. Fill the void you leave behind proactively.

 

[Duke]

This should make the phrase 'you're so full of shit you gave yourself e-coli' a thing.

 

[Jehannum]

Try and go out big so we have something to talk about. Fill the void you leave behind proactively.

I thought his void was full of E.Coli.