"were gonna have to do a full cavity search. Bend over, this may take a while".
4 hours?
"were gonna have to do a full cavity search. Bend over, this may take a while".
Maybe, but mostly because Kiki flies to and from S American countries that are suspect for drug smuggling. They theoretically randomly choose who to search. I was searched once, and I'm pale as pale can be.Isn't the reason for this bullshit because you're Latino and @APRIL is as white as a wedding dress?
Maybe, but mostly because Kiki flies to and from S American countries that are suspect for drug smuggling. They theoretically randomly choose who to search. I was searched once, and I'm pale as pale can be.
I get that deep tan Sephardic/Mizrahi jews get.Maybe, but mostly because Kiki flies to and from S American countries that are suspect for drug smuggling. They theoretically randomly choose who to search. I was searched once, and I'm pale as pale can be.
I get that deep tan Sephardic/Mizrahi jews get.
Whenever I travel in summer, I'm automatically singled out for the metal detector.
Nukes, ISIS agent.
also, because she's a drug smuggler.Maybe, but mostly because Kiki flies to and from S American countries that are suspect for drug smuggling. They theoretically randomly choose who to search. I was searched once, and I'm pale as pale can be.
5%
Last year I decided to grow a full beard. I wanted a Viking beard.
But being the black beard I am, and failing to trim it well enough, I ended up as an ISIS member.
The thing is, I was going to the pool 3 times a week, carrying a big black bag. And I always wear black since I was 16. People would stay away from me in the metro and busess, cops would ask for ID and search me. I was freaking people out, and the timing wasn't the best because there had been terrorst attacks lately.
A friend at work asked me if I was going to join ISIS. This coming from a woman, I realized I wasn't growing a Viking beard but an ISIS one. I got back to my old beard style.
I have to say I don't think most of it really is totally random. I would imagine her being from Canada and flying to and from S. America a few times a year does get her on the radar. Granted I do think there are random searches, but I think they happen less than we'd like to thinkMaybe, but mostly because Kiki flies to and from S American countries that are suspect for drug smuggling. They theoretically randomly choose who to search. I was searched once, and I'm pale as pale can be.
I hate you - seriously totally jealousI never get searched. It's like the dentist. Not even one cavity.
I never get searched. It's like the dentist. Not even one cavity.
Ah a virgin.
There's a first time for everything buddy.