Hawt Post Your Cultural Offense!

APRIL said:
I'm going to pee in his restroom.
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Me & halfpint took the train downtown Chicago on Sunday. Got off the train & I had to pee. We find the restrooms in Union Station & the mens had no line & the women's line is 50 deep so halfpint bails & says she'll wait until we get to our destination. As I'm walking past the long line of ladies to the mensroom there's a bunch of college age women, all giddy, saying they should just 'go into the guys. Cuz we can now.' So I walk into the restroom, 3 urinals, 2 stalls. Whip it out in the one available urinal and then hear the pitter patter of heels and 'this is fine' then "OMG LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

Share all you want ladies but upon entering you will see guys pissing, cock in hand. ;) The urinals are closest to the door.


Afterward, Halfpint asks me what happened. I told her that I don't think they knew how the urinals worked. :lol:
 
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Amstel said:
Me & halfpint took the train downtown Chicago on Sunday. Got off the train & I had to pee. We find the restrooms in Union Station & the mens had no line & the women's line is 50 deep so halfpint bails & says she'll wait until we get to our destination. As I'm walking past the long line of ladies to the mensroom there's a bunch of college age women, all giddy, saying they should just 'go into the guys. Cuz we can now.' So I walk into the restroom, 3 urinals, 2 stalls. Whip it out in the one available urinal and then here the pitter patter of heels and 'this is fine' then "OMG LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

Share all you want ladies but upon entering you will see guys pissing, cock in hand. ;) The urinals are closest to the door.


Afterward, Halfpint asks me what happened. I told her that I don't think they knew how the urinals worked. :lol:
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College kids are dumb for the most part.
 
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MacG said:
Well that explains a lot.

My love for vodka for starters.

Also, when I was having Russian classes the instructor was so surprised when I could pronounce the words like a real Russian.

Man I love Russia.



Aren't you supposed to be offended when you are asked for money, a.k.a. paying for something? Being a jew and all, you know.
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Assuming I'm doing anything right, I am a cultural offense. Especially to your culture, which must be shit compared to mine, which is of course true, because yours sucks, and mine is better.
 
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If I told you what the nice Turkish girls did in the German rave clubs you would be offensed! Then warmed up to it a bit. Then like Holy Fuck Alah Jesus Akbar that sweet poontang wang dang auch mein gott Akbar in Christ und ein hefeweissen!
 
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HipHugHer said:
If I told you what the nice Turkish girls did in the German rave clubs you would be offensed! Then warmed up to it a bit. Then like Holy Fuck Alah Jesus Akbar that sweet poontang wang dang auch mein gott Akbar in Christ und ein hefeweissen!
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Nice Turkish girls, hahahaha. :D

He said "Nice" :D:D:D



Dude, Turkish girls are the worst. We have to put up to them as there's not many other alternatives around.
 
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MacG said:
Nice Turkish girls, hahahaha. :D

He said "Nice" :D:D:D



Dude, Turkish girls are the worst. We have to put up to them as there's not many other alternatives around.
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The nice ones left Turkey to service American GI's. We had cheap cigarettes, liquor, and Levi's.
 
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nukes said:
So...
What do the bad Turkish girls do?
NY style? S&M, B&D?
Steal my wallet?
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All of the above plus

Ruining your life
Making you a miserable poor bastard
Have abortion to your best friend's baby (happened at the university to a guy I know)
Getting every single dime you have
Will tell you "I'll wait for you when you're serving in the military" only to fuck the first guy that shows her his dick.


Should I continue, 'cause I think I'll need a drink for that and it's only 1500 hrs.
 
MacG said:
All of the above plus

Ruining your life
Making you a miserable poor bastard
Have abortion to your best friend's baby (happened at the university to a guy I know)
Getting every single dime you have
Will tell you "I'll wait for you when you're serving in the military" only to fuck the first guy that shows her his dick.


Should I continue, 'cause I think I'll need a drink for that and it's only 1500 hrs.
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You guys need dungeons.
My Dungeon Girls would complain more, but I rarely remove the ball gags.
 
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The only things that really offend me are hypocritical offendees.

statements like 'Sexism is a horrible thing and hurts too many people. All men are fucking pigs because of sexism' are what set my triggers a flarin'
 
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Duke said:
The only things that really offend me are hypocritical offendees.

statements like 'Sexism is a horrible thing and hurts too many people. All men are fucking pigs because of sexism' are what set my triggers a flarin'
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Same here. They need to just shut the hell up and do something productive, those socks aren't gonna darn themselves ya know.
 
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Duke said:
The only things that really offend me are hypocritical offendees.
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Here's something from home that pissed me off.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/xenophobic-newfoundland-punk-show-1.3653426

Show up at a punk show wearing an indian dress, people don't want to mosh with you. Well no shit, that looks like an expensive dress I'm assuming you don't want destroyed... not to mention it suggests that you're from a different culture that just might not appreciate people crashing into you when you're trying to enjoy a band. Knocking someone to the floor isn't exactly the warm welcome newfoundlanders typically want to give people.
 
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gee said:
Here's something from home that pissed me off.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/xenophobic-newfoundland-punk-show-1.3653426

Show up at a punk show wearing an indian dress, people don't want to mosh with you. Well no shit, that looks like an expensive dress I'm assuming you don't want destroyed... not to mention it suggests that you're from a different culture that just might not appreciate people crashing into you when you're trying to enjoy a band. Knocking someone to the floor isn't exactly the warm welcome newfoundlanders typically want to give people.
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Some people are so oblivious to the obvious reasons for exclusion that they just go right to discrimination as opposed to going with something simple like 'I just didn't dress appropriately for the activities in this venue'.

honestly, if someone showed up dressed like a soccer mom, I doubt she would get much time in the moshpit either.
 
gee said:
Here's something from home that pissed me off.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/xenophobic-newfoundland-punk-show-1.3653426

Show up at a punk show wearing an indian dress, people don't want to mosh with you. Well no shit, that looks like an expensive dress I'm assuming you don't want destroyed... not to mention it suggests that you're from a different culture that just might not appreciate people crashing into you when you're trying to enjoy a band. Knocking someone to the floor isn't exactly the warm welcome newfoundlanders typically want to give people.
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Canadians are too polite to be truly punk.
A mosh pit has etiquette. If a big skinhead knocks you down hes expected to help you back up.
 
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Duke said:
Some people are so oblivious to the obvious reasons for exclusion that they just go right to discrimination as opposed to going with something simple like 'I just didn't dress appropriately for the activities in this venue'.

honestly, if someone showed up dressed like a soccer mom, I doubt she would get much time in the moshpit either.
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Last year NOFX tried to kick a fan out of a show for having a beard and wearing a tie-dye shirt. The lead singer stopped the show and told the guy he needed to take the shirt off because that's not their style. I think he even tried to give him money to remove the shirt.
 
Floptical said:
Last year NOFX tried to kick a fan out of a show for having a beard and wearing a tie-dye shirt. The lead singer stopped the show and told the guy he needed to take the shirt off because that's not their style. I think he even tried to give him money to remove the shirt.
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wtf? thanks fat grampa mike!
 
nukes said:
Canadians are too polite to be truly punk.
A mosh pit has etiquette. If a big skinhead knocks you down hes expected to help you back up.
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Don't underestimate drunk canadians. I was in a mosh pit for Blue Rodeo once.
 
Amstel said:
Share all you want ladies but upon entering you will see guys pissing, cock in hand. ;) The urinals are closest to the door.
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If I walk in a restroom and see some dude's dick while he is taking a piss, I will likely leave as well.
I don't need to see that, especially as he is likely getting off on the fact that people are seeing his dick.
 
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