Halp So we are stuck on a cruise ship...

[eileenbunny]

I wondered about you guys and if you were safe from the flooding. Glad you are on a ship.

 

[JAXvillain]

Shawn got the high score. His bill was $850.

We talking like $10 a drink?

 

[JAXvillain]

Can't the boat just drop you off at your house?

 

[Petunia]

That we did. It was a shit show.

So jelly

We need a UF cruise

 

[APRIL]

We talking like $10 a drink?

Pretty much, anywhere from 7-12 bucks a drink and he drinks well so probably more in the $10 range.

I counted our drinks and we had 80 between the two of us.

We feel so gross right now.

 

[APRIL]

So jelly

We need a UF cruise

This would be fun.

@fly put the room service tag on Shawn's door for 6AM after a hard night of binge drinking. Lots more shenanigans, but my brain isn't working well right now.

 

[Casper]

God is punishing you guys for living together out of wedlock.

And maybe gay marriage too.

 

[Duke]

Shawn got the high score. His bill was $850.

holy shit

he can afford it though

 

[Duke]

@fly put the room service tag on Shawn's door for 6AM after a hard night of binge drinking. .

omg... That's awesome

and assholish

at the same time

 

[fly]

This would be fun.

@fly put the room service tag on Shawn's door for 6AM after a hard night of binge drinking. Lots more shenanigans, but my brain isn't working well right now.

I thought he might need some refreshments after the long night.

Man, it was a great time. Just a bunch of super awesome people trying to find new and creative ways to say horrible things about one another.

 

[fly]

One of the guys was green one morning and went back for a nap after breakfast. Later when we all went down to their room, I poured some beer on his bed. We then convinced him that he peed the bed.

 

[fly]

 

[Petunia]

Omg

 

[hydra]

I didn't see this posted yet, so I'm posting it. Because of boats.

 

[Petunia]

What cuntries did your shrimp boat stop at?

 

[fly]

What cuntries did your shrimp boat stop at?

It just went to Cozumel and back to Tampa.

 

[hydra]

It just went to Cozumel and back to Tampa.

Did you get any Cozumanian tail while you were over there?

 

[fly]

Did you get any Cozumanian tail while you were over there?

No. We asked the cab driver if there were any male strip clubs. He said that they only like women in Mexico.

 

[hydra]

No. We asked the cab driver if there were any male strip clubs. He said that they only like women in Mexico.

Fags.

 

[APRIL]

We also asked the taxi driver why the American flag was upside-down in front of this business and he said it was a mistake.

ya fucking right.