FYI I heard fly is a succubus.

So I had a first date today. I was out with a friend from trampa last night drinking.
Managed to get back to my apartment by 9 in the morning. Had a few beers.
Went to my parents and went kayaking. Finished that in a hour.
Back to my apartment for a nap. Shower and leave to go meet her.
Stop a t gas station to get a monster and I see a 5 hour energy. I leave the gas station and the second I drink the 5 hour I start dry heaving. I have to pull over.:oops:
Im only driving a few minutes to meet her for art in the park. A art show.I look at myself before I go to see her and I look pretty shitty.
So I meet her and shes really cute. Shes shy though. I had to do almost all the talking. We walk around the park then go on the swings. I figure out shes well traveled and she studied abroad in Florence. By this point I think Ive got this. We're even talking about architecture. I build shit so this is right up my ally.
We leave there and go the a greek festival. Once we get there Im really feeling shitty but I hold it together. We walk around a bit and talk grab a beer each. Walk around the festival then decide to get food. I got a lamb shank, basically a lamb leg. She gets a giro. At this point I cant eat food. I try but I cant.
She asks me about a local art museum. Ive never been to it but I proceed to tell her how ugly the building is. It is a ugly building. Guess where she works? That museum. Welp I suck.
We part ways about 20 minutes later. I get back and pass out at 5:30. Wake up at 9 like wtf did I do? I check my phone and she sent me a text saying it was great meeting me and we should do it again. :eek: I think I messed up a lot. Maybe not.


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So I had a first date today. I was out with a friend from trampa last night drinking.
Managed to get back to my apartment by 9 in the morning. Had a few beers.
Went to my parents and went kayaking. Finished that in a hour.
Back to my apartment for a nap. Shower and leave to go meet her.
Stop a t gas station to get a monster and I see a 5 hour energy. I leave the gas station and the second I drink the 5 hour I start dry heaving. I have to pull over.:oops:
Im only driving a few minutes to meet her for art in the park. A art show.I look at myself before I go to see her and I look pretty shitty.
So I meet her and shes really cute. Shes shy though. I had to do almost all the talking. We walk around the park then go on the swings. I figure out shes well traveled and she studied abroad in Florence. By this point I think Ive got this. We're even talking about architecture. I build shit so this is right up my ally.
We leave there and go the a greek festival. Once we get there Im really feeling shitty but I hold it together. We walk around a bit and talk grab a beer each. Walk around the festival then decide to get food. I got a lamb shank, basically a lamb leg. She gets a giro. At this point I cant eat food. I try but I cant.
She asks me about a local art museum. Ive never been to it but I proceed to tell her how ugly the building is. It is a ugly building. Guess where she works? That museum. Welp I suck.
We part ways about 20 minutes later. I get back and pass out at 5:30. Wake up at 9 like wtf did I do? I check my phone and she sent me a text saying it was great meeting me and we should do it again. :eek: I think I messed up a lot. Maybe not.


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Maybe she likes your honesty! Good for you.
 
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How can only one be a swinger? Wouldn't that make him a cheater? I'm sorry I'm just trynna understand this
No. He does what he wants with my permission. He just isn't romantically interested in anyone else while I have a tendency for longer term match ups. To me/us. Cheating would be lying.
 
So I had a first date today. I was out with a friend from trampa last night drinking.
Managed to get back to my apartment by 9 in the morning. Had a few beers.
Went to my parents and went kayaking. Finished that in a hour.
Back to my apartment for a nap. Shower and leave to go meet her.
Stop a t gas station to get a monster and I see a 5 hour energy. I leave the gas station and the second I drink the 5 hour I start dry heaving. I have to pull over.:oops:
Im only driving a few minutes to meet her for art in the park. A art show.I look at myself before I go to see her and I look pretty shitty.
So I meet her and shes really cute. Shes shy though. I had to do almost all the talking. We walk around the park then go on the swings. I figure out shes well traveled and she studied abroad in Florence. By this point I think Ive got this. We're even talking about architecture. I build shit so this is right up my ally.
We leave there and go the a greek festival. Once we get there Im really feeling shitty but I hold it together. We walk around a bit and talk grab a beer each. Walk around the festival then decide to get food. I got a lamb shank, basically a lamb leg. She gets a giro. At this point I cant eat food. I try but I cant.
She asks me about a local art museum. Ive never been to it but I proceed to tell her how ugly the building is. It is a ugly building. Guess where she works? That museum. Welp I suck.
We part ways about 20 minutes later. I get back and pass out at 5:30. Wake up at 9 like wtf did I do? I check my phone and she sent me a text saying it was great meeting me and we should do it again. :eek: I think I messed up a lot. Maybe not.


Sane blog
Omg yay! You got this
 
In the wise words of @MingleMixx, threesomes look good on paper.

logistical nightmare i would imagine. You either end up with one person sitting around all the time, or in the devils case, dicks everywhere.

cant see it working outside porn.
 
I would say hubby is more swinger. I am more polyamorous
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