FYI I heard fly is a succubus.

But seriously, even when I was 199 lbs, I wasn't getting the looks I am now at 168. Those 30 lbs make me so much sexier. Holy crap dude. It's awesome. Even today on my ride in to work, I pulled up next to some hot chick in a Porsche Panamera 4 and we were flirting through the window.
I don't get the looks at 168 that I do now that I'm 225. :p
 
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Fucking lmaoooo

Turn down the sensitivity dial on your cyborg pecker.

His honeymoon sex will probably consist of shoulder massages, cheek pecking and hi5s


Fat dudes with bad personalities dont exactly have the best luck.
It's true. Just ask @thintoast