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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fountain ass is a good butt rape deterrent

 

[JAXvillain]

You should have got one with eggs on top

With magic shell sculpted into a turtle shell by a hipster douchey barista.

 

[APRIL]

I thought this was my post for a second there!

Yes! I have a case of the kiki shits.

The great thing is I got to enjoy it and hopefully not keep many of the calories. You're on to something.

 

[APRIL]

so this is your strategy to prevent sexual harassment eh? Taking the law into your own hands. I like it.

He's not even home!

is the "shitting thru a screen" a tampa saying?

I am not familiar with the need or desire for said screen.

Must be southern. If I swallow gold, I bet I could find it with said screen.

 

[strawberry love]

Yes! I have a case of the kiki shits.

The great thing is I got to enjoy it and hopefully not keep many of the calories. You're on to something.

Your GI tract has probably already absorbed most of those cals.

 

[APRIL]

Your GI tract has probably already absorbed most of those cals.

Noooooo don't you ever say that!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just ate some ice cream and it didnt make me poop at all.

 

[fly]

I just ate some ice cream and it didnt make me poop at all.

Thats disappointing

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thats disappointing

I am le sad

 

[Floptical]

I just ate some ice cream and it didnt make me poop at all.

I can't even look at a milk product short of cheese without my stomach dying a little.

 

[Amstel]

I can't even look at a milk product short of cheese without my stomach dying a little.

this. we have a great local dairy that has stellar shakes/sundaes/icecream/every other dairy product known to man. I get the kid sized shake and can only get through 3/4 of it and have to toss the rest.

It's great, but sits in my stomach like a brick.

Any more, see april's graphic post above. . .

 

[JAXvillain]

Love me some milk and cheese. Grew up eating Jethro (Beverly Hillbillies for the utes) sized bowls of cereal as a kid and cheese for days.

 

[Petunia]

Yes! I have a case of the kiki shits.

The great thing is I got to enjoy it and hopefully not keep many of the calories. You're on to something.

See?? There is a method to my madnesssss

 

[Amstel]

I can do a big bowl of cereal, or a reasonable amount of cheese, but the 20 ounce dairy shakes made from whole milk crush me.

 

[Amstel]

HOLY DRUNKS!

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...e-uk-doesnt-even-make-the-top-10-9357860.html

 

[APRIL]

 

[APRIL]

 

[MadDog]

 

[Duke]

 

[Peppers]