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I'm with the cork crew, pads give me the wiggins.

Apparently you can pee with a tampon in? But I never do. The worst is when you just put a fresh tampon UN, and then have to take it it for whatever reason. It sticks to the meat and like... squeaks? It's terrible. But I'm all about the Tampax Pearls. That shit is like angels gliding gently into my tutu.
 
Applesauce said:
Yah, this! Know where you're sticking your pedis into and what that hole harbors!
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I just think it's funny that dudes want access to the meat cave for playtime like it's chuck e cheese but they don't want to hear about what goes in to keeping the business afloat.
 
augusttremulous said:
I just think it's funny that dudes want access to the meat cave for playtime like it's chuck e cheese but they don't want to hear about what goes in to keeping the business afloat.
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Kind of the same way we think it's funny that chicks want access to the vault, but they don't want to hear about what goes in to keeping our jobs afloat.


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yeah, that's gonna go over well.
 
Mr. Asa said:
.... definitely an image I didn't need for multiple reasons

One of which is it reminded me of the sound/feel/crunch/squeak of snow being stepped on, which I hate
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YES it is just exactly like that, except inside my hamwallet
 
Ugh.
Thank you for that, vile woman.


In keeping with the thread
I get weird about textures/the feel of certain things, the above snow thing is one, thinking about eating a peach the skin and the fuzz still on it, stuff like that. I know, logically that they aren't as bad as I'm thinking they are, but then I start thinking about them again and go "Bleh"
 
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Mr. Asa said:
Ugh.
Thank you for that, vile woman.


In keeping with the thread
I get weird about textures/the feel of certain things, the above snow thing is one, thinking about eating a peach the skin and the fuzz still on it, stuff like that. I know, logically that they aren't as bad as I'm thinking they are, but then I start thinking about them again and go "Bleh"
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its the texture of cornstarch, or to a slightly lesser degree, baby powder. Its got that "squeaky" thing going on that freaks me out a bit
 
augusttremulous said:
I'm with the cork crew, pads give me the wiggins.

Apparently you can pee with a tampon in? But I never do. The worst is when you just put a fresh tampon UN, and then have to take it it for whatever reason. It sticks to the meat and like... squeaks? It's terrible. But I'm all about the Tampax Pearls. That shit is like angels gliding gently into my tutu.
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YESSSSSS. And, I always forget about the "fresh cork" when I shower, too. So, when I do the extra fresh undercarriage flush with the low pressure setting on the shower head, well that dang ol cork is just soaking up all that fresh water. So, cork = wasted.
 
Applesauce said:
YESSSSSS. And, I always forget about the "fresh cork" when I shower, too. So, when I do the extra fresh undercarriage flush with the low pressure setting on the shower head, well that dang ol cork is just soaking up all that fresh water. So, cork = wasted.
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SO you basically douche yourself in the shower?!!
 
augusttremulous said:
If you're old enough to be having sex, you're old enough to talk about menstruation. Nut up or shut up, dudebros.
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TSRH! Seriously it annoys the ever living daylights out of me when men get all squirmy about anything dealing with "women stuff" I knew a guy who got creeped out by a certain aisle in the grocery store that had tampons, pads, yeast infection treatments etc. It was dumb.

I used to love tampons, but like I said after a while they all bugged me. Everything you guys said about peeing, showering etc started to bother me more and more. Then got more painful to use and tried all sorts of brands, styles, sizes etc. In fact I have a bunch of left overs of so many different brands I'd be glad to give away :lol:

Seriously cups mean no issues with peeing, pooping, showering, having to hurt while readjusting etc. None of that at all happens. No dryness or pain or anything. Apparently far more common elsewhere in the world too - US is just behind on those things and label them as dumb crunchy things to use.
 
Domon said:
its the texture of cornstarch, or to a slightly lesser degree, baby powder. Its got that "squeaky" thing going on that freaks me out a bit
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Holy fuck I thought I was a freak!!!!
Cornstarch is something I avoid touching cuz the squeaky sound factor!! It's like nails on a chalkboard for meeeee!!


:heart: @Domon my soul mate (step aside @peanut!!!)
 
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APRIL said:
Are you saying you hold the blood in until it's time to pee?

Epic pussy.
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My mind is full of fuck!!!
I wanna learn to hold my blood toooooo


Dharma1521 said:
I just wanna say that I'm glad we have enough ladies on the forum to derail a thread with the period talk.

Way to go ladies.
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:nev:



augusttremulous said:
I'm with the cork crew, pads give me the wiggins.

Apparently you can pee with a tampon in? But I never do. The worst is when you just put a fresh tampon UN, and then have to take it it for whatever reason. It sticks to the meat and like... squeaks? It's terrible. But I'm all about the Tampax Pearls. That shit is like angels gliding gently into my tutu.
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Omg yessssss it stick to the meat curtains and you're like "ow ow ow not enough blood on tampon to help it GLIDE out"

Fucking lol @ That shit is like angels gliding gently into my tut
 
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