Nice spooge shield youre wearing
That made me cackle outloud.
Any big birthday plans?
HAHA, now you are as old as me!
Did you build your computer from bamboo that you grew and harvested yourself?
I dunno how it is at storing all them ones and zeros though.
omg apez
i love you soooo much princess!!!
i hope you have the happiest birthday EVAR!!!!
filled with rainbows, kittens and penis.
i love u
Borderline my cock, why don't ya?