Advice You're Elongated Musk and You Just Bought Useless Forums, how do you ruin it?

[tre]

The only thing you need to be filled with is meaty kababs

Where is Joe going to find one?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Where is Joe going to find one?

Oh, Ive no doubt joe has his own source for acquiring meaty kebabs
Like round behind the pub in the dumpster enclosure
after 11pm
5$

 

[tre]

Oh, Ive no doubt joe has his own source for acquiring meaty kebabs
Like round behind the pub in the dumpster enclosure
after 11pm
5$

Or the second stall at the train station

 

[fly]

FURSTOVAL!!

1) all user names will be changed to famous cat/dog names ie; grumpy, felix, garfield, tom, sylvester, morris, lassie, odie, rin tin tin, ETFC etc

2) AUTO KUMBAYA FEATURE
an auto calming neutral THEME color will be applied to anyone who’s acting out of pocket and feeling wild. this color will inspire relaxation, zen + a good douse of STFU

3) Personal Pages ala MySpace!
Id like to add music and falling glitter to my page to reflect my mood


4) Blue check marks for verification. BUT make it fashion, Magenta is so 2022
Verify everyone who FAPE has met personally with a cute magenta check mark


5) Hall monitor badges (Asa deserves one, he has stayed loyal strong and steady)

6) QR CODES
make QR codes into stickers and stick them on light posts and dumpsters on skid row, ZRH needs some homies posting here. Also gas station bathrooms. Get an eclectic group of people to join

7) NEW UF MASCOT
time to retire the boar. let it go.

8) No bassists / ukelele allowed disclaimer ticker across the screen at all times 24/7

9) mandatory UF Meats at Applebee’s where we can also fight anyone we want in the parking lot, think Bum Fights circa 2003


10) Ban April

This is amazing

 

[Jehannum]

11) Revoke @Jehannum ’s ability to post in the delicious food thread

Hey FU buddy

 

[gee]

11) Revoke @Jehannum ’s ability to post in the delicious food thread

Worth noting he's the only person posting content and bumping the food thread while the rest of us are lazy.

I need to instafacesnaptok more of my food.

 

[ZRH]

But why can't we do ALL of these things right now @fly ? Best changes ever.

Except the boar. The boar stays.

Wait Nemo wants to go fund meeee

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Worth noting he's the only person posting content and bumping the food thread while the rest of us are lazy.

I need to instafacesnaptok more of my food.

"content"

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

11) Revoke @Jehannum ’s ability to post in the delicious food thread

If we're trying to be Musk-y then all of @Jehannum's posts should be paywalled. Straight shot to profitability, that's the content the people want.

 

[ZRH]

If we're trying to be Musk-y then all of @Jehannum's posts should be paywalled. Straight shot to profitability, that's the content the people want.

So I can ignore him for free?!

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

So I can ignore him for free?!

You can't even do that now, and it already is free.

 

[ZRH]

You can't even do that now, and it already is free.

I love free shit!

 

[Peppers]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wow
He really has no idea what hes doing

Musk Blows Up Latest ‘Official’ Twitter Verification Badge Scheme In Mere Hours

Elon Musk nuked Twitter’s new official verification system not long after everyone pointed out how random it was

kotaku.com

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Wow
He really has no idea what hes doing

Musk Blows Up Latest ‘Official’ Twitter Verification Badge Scheme In Mere Hours

Elon Musk nuked Twitter’s new official verification system not long after everyone pointed out how random it was

kotaku.com

Was there any doubt?
Guy succeeds at one thing, finding people to put around him that know their shit. Unfortunately he went and fired everyone that already knew their shit, sooo....

 

[Jehannum]

I love free shit!

You're gonna love this then:

 

[ZRH]

You're gonna love this then:

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Ew you don't use the dark theme?

 

[Jehannum]

Ew you don't use the dark theme?

I see you've missed the entire point, again.

No wonder you are like you are. Fuckin' dumber than a bag of hammers.

 

[fly]

I see you've missed the entire point, again.

No wonder you are like you are. Fuckin' dumber than a bag of hammers.

I mean, he was six feet away from his house when it got stolen. Leave him alone!