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Syrup Beaver
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I'm to old to wish I was little bit taller,
I'm to old to wish I was a baller,
I'm to old to wish I had a girl who looked good
I'm to old to call her
I'm to old to wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
I'm to old to wish I was a baller,
I'm to old to wish I had a girl who looked good
I'm to old to call her
I'm to old to wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
It wasn't distance that made it difficult to make out the details
Precisely what I was trying to get at in a round about way.
Dharma1521
Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Shalimar
Like herpes - just appears
f'ing La Loca gave me a shoutout on 98.7 the other night and called me "Grampa".
other dude says "man, that's messed up, why you call the man old?!"
"cause he old!!!"
it was in that moment that I realized there are probably women, of legal age, who look at me and simply think "ewww, no way, he's OLD."
too old to be as good as I once was at basketball.
i still pull all nighters occasionally, and overindulge other nights and go to work. but it's still several days before I'm "normal".
spicy food gets me now and again. that pizza mention struck home, though I don't remem ever eating 2 large pizzas. half of a large and I'm paying for it.
too old for good knees.
meh.
other dude says "man, that's messed up, why you call the man old?!"
"cause he old!!!"
it was in that moment that I realized there are probably women, of legal age, who look at me and simply think "ewww, no way, he's OLD."
too old to be as good as I once was at basketball.
i still pull all nighters occasionally, and overindulge other nights and go to work. but it's still several days before I'm "normal".
spicy food gets me now and again. that pizza mention struck home, though I don't remem ever eating 2 large pizzas. half of a large and I'm paying for it.
too old for good knees.
meh.
f'ing La Loca gave me a shoutout on 98.7 the other night and called me "Grampa".
other dude says "man, that's messed up, why you call the man old?!"
"cause he old!!!"
it was in that moment that I realized there are probably women, of legal age, who look at me and simply think "ewww, no way, he's OLD."
It's not that we are too old man. It's because women are stupid.
Shalimar
Like herpes - just appears
I flipped it in a rap I did one time on an album..
You wish you was a little bit taller, like this baller,
used to have a girl who looked good, I never called her.
Shalimar
Like herpes - just appears
It's not that we are too old man. It's because women are stupid.
oh, I'ma ROAST her next time she's at Gators.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I cant drink all night like I used to.
Was a time I could drink till 3am and be up and ready for work by 7.
I fear if I tried that now Id have a stroke or something.
Was a time I could drink till 3am and be up and ready for work by 7.
I fear if I tried that now Id have a stroke or something.
Shalimar
Like herpes - just appears
nah, I still do that, just not NEAR as often. and of course, my productivity sucks.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
I've never been ready for work by 7.
Not sure I could handle a job that required that every day.
Not sure I could handle a job that required that every day.