Your Murtaugh list

[b_sinning]

On "How I Meet your Mother" last night they were discussing their Murtaugh list. It's the list of stuff you're just too old to do anymore or things that when ever you foolishly do them you always end up saying "I'm too old for this shit."


Name some of the stuff on your list.



I can no longer pull all night partying and try to go to work the next day.

 

[Dharma1521]

I can do everything.

k thanks.

 

[Floptical]

I'll never get to toss the ping pong ball into Bozo's bucket and win a big prize.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Most things, I'm the grumpiest person under 21 in the world.

I'm too old for drinking all night long, I'm too old to be going to raves and such, too old to be exerting myself too much, my bones and muscles seriously ache, I think I have an aging disease or somethin.

 

[APRIL]

I'm too old to be as flexible as I used to be.

 

[Floptical]

I'm too old to be as flexible as I used to be.

your almost to old for Fly

 

[FancyVest]

I am too old to eat the way I use to. No more two large pizzas for dinner nights for me

 

[APRIL]

I am too old for Fly.

 

[FancyVest]

Well, then Hi *waves*

 

[APRIL]

Are you older with a mortgage and love cats?

If so, pm me for more details.

 

[FancyVest]

Done *waits for reply*

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm too old for consuming massive amounts of sweets.

I'm too old for "trendy" clothes, but I've always been too old for that

 

[APRIL]

Done *waits for reply*

No I will not make out with you.

 

[Duke]

Are you older with a mortgage and love cats?

If so, pm me for more details.

I couldn't do that to fly. it would be wrong.

 

[Duke]

I'm too old to be drinkin 4 out of 7 nights a week and having 1 night stands

 

[FancyVest]

No I will not make out with you.

I think "lets do it" means something different to me. Was the picture too blurry? I can take another

 

[polo]

i'm not too old for drinking 5 out of 7 nights.

it's not too loud because i'm not too old

i am too old to get away with climbing a tree, as my favourite climbing tree in my garden at home can be ascended in a few seconds now.. but i don't fit in between its branches anymore.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm too old for Raves.

 

[Floptical]

Are you older with a mortgage and love cats?

If so, pm me for more details.

know one wants a half eaten sandwich

 

[APRIL]

I couldn't do that to fly. it would be wrong.

Wow that probably does describe you.

But then most old dudes love cats so I'm encompassing a huge demographic.

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